Tiger Rodeo

When you're about to get laid with that drunk chick you just met, Lay a little bit of TigerBalm on the outside part of the condom. Try to stay as long as possible inside. May the best man win. Tiger Rodeo

Last night i broke my official Tiger Rodeo record.

by gestion.jc November 6, 2014

this ain't my first rodeo

you've done something before

settle down, this ain't my first rodeo

by pimpthug September 2, 2010

Oh Romeo!

A musical phenomena that occurred in Florida in 2006 with every intention of being different, standing out and breaking the mold. In a scene where everyone tries to be the same as everyone else, Oh Romeo! set out to be free from the constraints of the obvious and the ordinary.

"What do you want to do with your life?"

"I want to be in a band."

"What type of band do you want to start?"

"I don't know, but we want to sound like Oh Romeo!"

by instrumentoffear May 19, 2009

rondo vision

Having the exceptional vision to see anything around you or in your peripheral range.

You and I both know he has rondo vision, that pass was behind his head!

by gucci100000 October 30, 2012

rodeo hug

A rodeo hug is an awkward hug with someone who would never expect it (bonus points for a business situation) where you try to hold on for 8 seconds. Typically, there are bonus points for stylistic maneuvers like swirling a hand on their back or tucking one's head into their neck. Whispers of "I never want this moment to end" also earn bonus points. It is in poor taste to lift the recipient off their feet. It is acceptable for the recipient to poke the "cowboy" in the ribs.

Hey, did you see Alan rodeo hug the new guy at the office? It was amazing, but he only made it 7 seconds.

by proskweeto January 5, 2015

Tub of Lard Rodeo

Find a large women at a bar or anywhere and take her home. Get her to sleep with you and rail her from behind. When you start to finish yell at her "Your a fat bitch!". She will act like a bull and try to throw you off, but hold on as long as you can and keep going at it.

Last night i gave some fat bitch a tub of lard rodeo and she was thralling around for 5 minutes!

by BDoom August 2, 2009

purple jesus rodeo

An alcoholic drink comprising of 1/2 everclear, 1/2 grape NOS energy drink and purple (grape) cool aid mix, plus 2 caffeine tablets all put into one standard red plastic cup.

the name comes from the following:

Purple: because the drink is purple in color
Jesus: because you will get so drunk you may see jesus
Rodeo: because you'll be so hopped up on energy drink and caffeine tablets that you may be prone to jumping on your friends and riding them around like you're in a rodeo

GUY #1 oh man what happened last night?
GUY #2 dude you drank one Purple Jesus Rodeo and starting running around the party jumping on people!
GUY #3 Yeah then you passed out and we had to take you to the hospital.
GUY #1 NICE!

by Jeff "Danger" Hoernemann November 29, 2010