Roblox

a gaming platform where you steal your mom's credit card to look cool.

mom: Where is my credit card? brother: Alex took it so he could look cool in roblox!

by Someweirdo._.ontheinternet June 27, 2020

Roblox Tiktoks

Roblox Tiktokidus (or RT-20) is common disorder that develops around ages 8-10 and worsen by ages 14-16. Any children with access to Roblox and TikTok (and don't have a father around) are extremely vulnerable. Keep your friends and family older than 9 away from the internet for about 6 months to - forever.

Symptoms include:
A desire for muscles and stitching your fucking face shut
20 different hair items on
Acting 10 years older than the victim's actual age
(Common in age 12) The lie of "Wanna get drunk and nasty"

Vaccines for this disease have not yet been produced, but are being worked on as you read this.
This is not to hate, this is to treat. The vaccine creators have named the vaccine Treatimigun. Treat the patient, and if it doesn't work, gun.

Person 1: Hey, how is your child handling the Roblox Tiktoks disorder?
Person 2: (Shows Person 1 one of the victim's tiktoks)
"wAnNa GeT dRuNk AnD nAsTy!!!!
WiLl yOu Be My BbG????????? ;)"

Person 1: . . . Mary, it's time. I'll even pay for the euthanizing appointment!

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken November 18, 2021

roblox slender

an absolute dunkass and a useless grub to humanity

plr1: hi

23kdunkass: mic up kid i get all the roblox cnp on my dick

plr1: *mics up and the dunkass roblox slender is a squeaker*

*friend joins*

*hell.mp3*

by dat_ May 25, 2021

Roblos

If you hate roblos and you think it's gArbICh and CHiLdICh then get off my 🅱️ age becuz all u gonna see here is RObLos gOoDByEEee

Roblos

by Asterfall June 7, 2021

Roblox Corporation

A corporation that sued Ruben Sim for exposing their worker for following a nsfw furry account

Roblox Corporation: you have forfeited your life privileges, ruben sim C:<

by woolf🦊 January 1, 2022

roblox frontpage

games that aren't even that fucking fun that somehow got popular

Guy1: Hey do you want to play *insert roblox frontpage game name here*?
Guy2: No.

by makerobloxgreatagain October 23, 2019

Ramblin' man

A man who often has a strong affinity for women but is too much of a restless soul to settle down; therefore, he often breaks hearts. His own as much as the women he is with.

Waylon Jennings - I'm a Ramblin' Man.
You're standin' too close to the flame. Once I mess with your mind, Your little heart won't beat the same. Lord, I'm a ramblin' man, Don't mess around with any ol' ramblin' man.

Led Zeppelin - Ramble On.
Got no time to for spreadin' roots. The time has come to be gone. And tho' our health we drank a thousand times. It's time to Ramble on

Allman Brothers Band - Ramblin' Man
Lord, I was born a ramblin' man. Tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can. And when it's time for leavin'. I hope you'll understand. That I was born a ramblin' man.

by freezedawg9 February 28, 2013