puerto rican pig roast

n.

A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.

The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.

Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.

by Autisticauggie April 25, 2014

Clam Roast

The act of dry humping a portable radiator

On cold winter nights Claudia likes to give herself a clam roast

by The Gentleman Phraser January 11, 2017

Roast Purch Month

The month of April is the one month of the year you roast the shit out of perch

Perch is the name, hating minorities is the game....

O shit did Roast Purch month start?

by Purch April 18, 2019

Trump Roast

Highly anticipated dish to be served in Hell starting in the 2nd half of the 21st century. A confit of the seditious 45th American president that is first seared over the Eternal Flames of Damnation, then flayed, dismembered, disemboweled, and carved by the High Prince of Evil, Dark Lord Satan, for his demons to savor for eternity.

Parler 1: Bro, you wanna hang later?
Parler 2: Naw, headed to the U.S. Capitol to help butter up our boy for his Trump Roast!

by millstone January 13, 2021

Rista

Rista is unique. She is a space case, and the kind of person to daydream often. She's very loyal to her friends and mates, and is always there no matter what. If you have a Rista in your life, you're very lucky to know her. She's truly one in a million

Hey is that Rista over there?

by Rista September 22, 2012

Counter-roasted

When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".

Gabe: Bobbi you're actually Mousty 2.0 right now.
Bobbi: Lol no you are, get counter-roasted kid.

by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015

ristia

A Guy With a Monster Cock

I heard Mike is a ristia

by Daddy Dave 1234 July 2, 2020