rocky balboa

After having been blue-balled by some skank, you wait for her to fall asleep and expel ejaculate over the entire surface of her eyes. Upon waking she will experience vision much like that of Rocky in his movies after a fight.

That goat (aka Stevie Nicks) really learned its lesson after a gave it the rocky balboa.

by Spencer Banks August 27, 2006

Rocky Balboa

noun: the act of punching your partner in the face, after they've finished fellatio, so the ejaculate spews out of his/her mouth like saliva out of the mouth of any of Rocky's adversaries when he delivers a finishing blow.

Her black eye was an unforeseen side effect of giving her the Rocky Balboa.

by TWayne December 4, 2013

Rocky Balboa

An act of masterbation in the shower by having one arm tugging and one arm on the wall like Rocky Balboa's one armed press up.

Dude, I had a fantastic Rocky Balboa in the shower last night.

by Chesk September 12, 2009

Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance

The act of punching an annoying person until one's hand breaks, then using said broken hand to rub one out in a celebratory fashion

Man: Had a top night last. Bumped in to that annoying prick Appollo Creed, dashed his brains out that went home to perform Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance with Match of the Day on!

by Heavy D Birmingham September 1, 2013

Rocky Ballblowa

When a girl is giving you head and simultaneously using your balls like a boxer using a speed bag

"I got Rocky Ballblowa'd last night, I came but my balls are still blue."

by Shindoku March 27, 2015

Rocky bitch

When one is far too salty to be classed as a salty bitch.

Those girls from DataArt are such rocky bitches.

by Salty Erika November 28, 2015

Rocky Balboa Syndrome

The constant urge to masterbait or "beat your meat" in sub zero temperatures.

I'm really concerned about Ryan's obsession with meat lockers. I think he has Rocky Balboa Syndrome.

by VariableY July 2, 2017