cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.

Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."

by mfhuohikm October 11, 2010

raccadoodle

raccadoodle also known as racconman, racca-d, raccoon or simly raccadooodledandyman is a selfmade superhero. Fighting evil board moderators all over the web from his home in raccooncity.

Man, Jerry.. this fucking moderator gets on my nerve! Can't you send out the raccon signal? We needs racca-d, we needs him baad!

by Follower November 27, 2004

cockadoodlebuttfuck

An exclamation used specifically in situations where shouting "cockadoodlebuttfuck!" is appropriate.

Bobby: "Cockadoodlebuttfuck!"

Digital: "Dude, you are WAY out of line!"

by Joe with the face September 16, 2008

Cockadoodledoo

1. A guy who has a chicken for a dick
2. Dumbass who thinks with his dick every morning

1: Boy: What the fucks up with Leo?

Boy2: I don't know, i think he is a cockadoodledoo

2. he is a cockadoodledoo every morning

by energystar November 16, 2011

cockadoodledick

Isaiah grace is also known locally as cockadoodledick

Are you cockadoodledick ? Why is your name cockadoodledick ?

by Captain cock June 16, 2014

cockadoodledickinmyass

When you hit the "YEET" but you realized that meme has been dead for years and then you fall down the stairs and get a breadstick stuck up your urethral hole.

Decklan: How was your day?

Bobby: Shit, I just cockadoodledickinmyass again.

by Hugh-Mungus Cock November 17, 2016

Cockadoodledo

The action of a verb/noun expressing the act of drawing or writing with the help of one's penis on a surface, preferably snow.
Often misunderstood to be the sound produced by roosters.

Noun - I drank too much beer, it's time for a cockadoodledo under the stars.
Verb - What are you cockadoodledoing on your bedsheets? Maps of Europe?

by HiraetHome December 20, 2018