Kid: yo, mom, remember the bugs i found in the garden? Yeah, proud of me? I really want some robux.
Mom: what’s robux?
Kid: it’s something that everyone has, i want 50 million robux! By the way, 800 robux is 10 dollars!
Mom: wait, 800 is 10 dollars and you wnat 50 million?! No way! I would have to be bill gates! I did the math, 50 million robux is 40,000,000,000$!
Kid: I’m jeff bezos
Mom: MARRY ME
Mom: what’s robux?
Kid: it’s something that everyone has, i want 50 million robux! By the way, 800 robux is 10 dollars!
Mom: wait, 800 is 10 dollars and you wnat 50 million?! No way! I would have to be bill gates! I did the math, 50 million robux is 40,000,000,000$!
Kid: I’m jeff bezos
Mom: MARRY ME
by Here Comes That Boy Shit Wazup October 1, 2019
Get the Robuxmug. Robux is money on the 'free' virtual game "ROBLOX". People with robux make fun of people without robux and calls them a 'noob' thinking it means 'idiot' or 'poor' but the word 'noob' means 'new player'.
by XDark_AestheticsX (ROBLOX) September 20, 2018
Get the Robuxmug. An invaluable, extravagant and widely accepted currency curated by the geniuses over at Roblox Corporation for which many are ready to lay down their lives to obtain.
Every country in the world supports this currency.
Because remember, without Robux, you have no honour.
Every country in the world supports this currency.
Because remember, without Robux, you have no honour.
Guy with robux at the airport: "Hey I'd like free access to the VIP lounge"
Guy at the till: "Sorry, this is for rich and important people, not your goofy ass"
Guy with robux at the airport: "So you see, I have 200 Robux"
Guy at the till: "My MOST SINCERE Apologies, thou is great, thou shall enter this abode with your great dignity and glory"
See? Robux.
Guy at the till: "Sorry, this is for rich and important people, not your goofy ass"
Guy with robux at the airport: "So you see, I have 200 Robux"
Guy at the till: "My MOST SINCERE Apologies, thou is great, thou shall enter this abode with your great dignity and glory"
See? Robux.
by Boowee January 17, 2023
Get the Robuxmug. A currency in the very addicting game ROBLOX. Most people spend way too much money on ROBLOX (like me) and end up broke. Then you start begging people for Robux until they eventually abandon you, and then you will be stuck with those 4 Robux in your account ( 1 less Robux then you need to buy a shirt or pant.)
PLEASE GIVE ME ROBUX PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU DON"T GIVE ME ROBUX AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
by Annoying Idiot October 8, 2020
Get the Robuxmug. by A_TrueGamer February 21, 2021
Get the Robuxmug. by Swampy Ogres June 8, 2020
Get the Robuxmug. Robux guy: EW BACON U DON"T HAVE ROBUX U SUCK UR SUCH A NOOB LOL XD I CAN FLEX ON YOU WITH MY ROBUX DANCE WOO HOO
Bacon: :_( I WILL GET my REVENGE SOMEDAY
Bacon never got revenge because he had no robux
the end!
Bacon: :_( I WILL GET my REVENGE SOMEDAY
Bacon never got revenge because he had no robux
the end!
by CatMan3 November 19, 2020
Get the Robuxmug.