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To watch the episodes of a TV series out of order, usually spoiling the story for yourself and sulking about it.
Derived from River Song, a companion (wife and killer as well) of the Doctor who met him in the wrong order all the time. Time travel does weird things, you know.
To watch the episodes of a TV series out of order, usually spoiling the story for yourself and sulking about it.
Derived from River Song, a companion (wife and killer as well) of the Doctor who met him in the wrong order all the time. Time travel does weird things, you know.
Jim: Dude did you hear, Jacob watched season 3 before season 2.
Craig: Damn man, he totally River Song-ed the series. Now he's going to go on about how everything was so predictable.
Craig: Damn man, he totally River Song-ed the series. Now he's going to go on about how everything was so predictable.
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Highly suggestible for those who have never tried it.
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