The emo death fall ritual

The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.

This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.

The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.

Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"

by Gizrik October 3, 2016

ritsa

Hmmm... Where do I even start? Ritsas are super duper smart. They are most likely bilingual and they love cats. Scratch that. They love all animals. Ritsas believe that everyone should have a voice, even the orcas in Sea World (which they strongly protest). They are normally very artistic and have beautiful ideas for arts that they will draw. They are very thoughtful and aware of others' feelings and opinions. They would most likely belong in either Ravenclaw because of their intelligence and creativity or Hufflepuff because they are smol and sweet and just the most adorable girls you will ever meet. Another fun fact about Ritsas is that they love Cheez-Its and Greek food. Ritsas are just gr8. :D

Me: Ritsa is like super fab.

Zachary: ;)
Me: //shoves Zachary into burning sun//
Zachary:
Me: :))
Ritsa: //double thumbs up//

by Persassy_cassie November 4, 2015

Ocean ritual

Performing an ocean ritual basically means you want to be a seal. In order to that you need to be lucky, first of all. You need a gun to kill yourself with, and you need to remember what your purpose is after you reincarnated. The purpose of your desire is to become a seal. Kill yourself until you become a seal. It's recommended to perform the ritual at the end of your life. You shouldn't waste too many years of just one desire. It could lead to family tragedies and nobody understands why you did what you did. Keep that under wraps.

Ay man, we've come a long way. It's time to do the ocean ritual!

by Realtrunks December 29, 2018

ritah

A beautiful, smart, bright girl named Ritah. She always smiles. She has a lot of problems and emotions, but she hold it in so she can't hurt nobody. She holds her pain and tears. She is keeping her smile on her face.

Hello, my name is Ritah. Nice to meet you!

by anonymous_girlx September 4, 2018

Riva

An awesome fun loving girl! You love animals and you're a great singer! Also the prettiest girl anywhere you go you don't even have to try! Sometimes shy but when you warm up to some one you're the funniest and weirdest (in a good way) they know!

You're such a Riva!

by Coolio45600 January 13, 2014

Ritalin Alarm Clock

Using the ADD drug ritalin, or adderall to aid oneself in waking up in the morning. Usually taken an hour or so before the desired wake up time. So to be awake and cheery at 6:30a wake up groggy at 5:30a take a ritalin and pass out again. At 6:30 you wake up on your own feeling alert and rested

Friend: "Yo dude how the hell are you so awake and alert at this wee hour of the morning?"

Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"

by Alex007 April 7, 2006

BOHICA RITA

A military extension of the original "Bend Over, Here It Comes Again". RITA meaning "Right In The Ass".

Reaction to a last minute tasking at the end of the day. "Bohica Rita"

by BossDog May 25, 2006