Ritalin Alarm Clock

Using the ADD drug ritalin, or adderall to aid oneself in waking up in the morning. Usually taken an hour or so before the desired wake up time. So to be awake and cheery at 6:30a wake up groggy at 5:30a take a ritalin and pass out again. At 6:30 you wake up on your own feeling alert and rested

Friend: "Yo dude how the hell are you so awake and alert at this wee hour of the morning?"

Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"

by Alex007 April 7, 2006

ritual Hoover

Oral sex; fellatio; blow job. The act of using one's mouth to stimulate a guy's penis for the purpose of sexual gratification.

I really can't find much fault with Monica Lewinsky...if I had had a chance to perform the ritual Hoover on the President, I would have done it, if for no other reason than to have an incredible story to tell my grandchildren one day.

by rgcmd April 21, 2009

Rimulate

The act of making out with someome else's butthole.

He can really rimulate me better than any other buffet chef ever has.

by Ranchgirls January 5, 2021

Ritu

Someone who has features that are constantly complimented. A fashion expert with accessories that match all their outfits. Often stubborn and can get emotional easily. Don't get on the bad side of a Ritu, because if you do then she will not attend your wedding. The word Ritu in certain Asian cultures (e.g. Nepal) is used to describe someone who is immodest. She is all innocent in the daylight but the moment the curtains close the wildness in her appears.

Friend One: "Wow that girl from our biology class is so wild"
Friend Two: "I know right, that's because she is a ritu"

by DivinationTeacher December 8, 2014

Rimuladis

Rim is a Roblox player. Rims real name is Freja and she owns "Rims epic discord server". Some people that often are associated with Rim are Thai the fry guy, TrentHSL and Squishy.

Rimuladis is so awesome!
Did you see Rimuladis stream with thai today?!

by SkylarPTR August 30, 2021

RIMulan

A RIMulan is a person who works for RIM, a.k.a Research in Motion, creator of the now ubiquitous BlackBerry.

"Wow, there sure are a lot of RIMulans at the club tonight."

by DenaT January 4, 2008

Rotulence

The most vile, rotten and putrid flatulence that can be expelled from the human body. Rotulence is thick, pungent and engulfs all breathable air within the surrounding area. The odiferous stench can linger for extended periods and often clings to the inside of the nose. Rotulence is noted for its inherent ability to induce gagging and retching in the individuals that come into contact with the rancid gas.

Roger and several of his friends set out for a weekend road trip. The lunch stop at Taco Bell later proved to be an ill fated move when Carl blasted several rounds of a fiery bean burrito induced Rotulence. Roger was forced to pull to the side of the road, roll down the windows and allow everyone out of the car to obtain breathable air. They later drove to a nearby gas station allowing Carl the opportunity to eradicate his rancid bowels.

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015