The only way for a forward thinking, well cultured man of action to travel. By travel of course we mean ride atop the hind hump of a fashionable lady who has surpassed the greater quantity of her years some decades hence.
By jove Mertrude, I must get to the station and send this telegram forthwith, and for a gentleman of my social standing the only method of transport that will suffice for this illustrious task is hump riding.
by Mr. Plainview May 21, 2010
Get the Hump Riding mug.One of the most intense sports known to man. Not only because it's physically challenging, but it takes more than athleticism. Horseback riding takes commitment, time, patience, and most importantly building a bond with your horse. If you don't have a good relationship with your horse, you're not going to have a good experience. You need to spend as much time with your horse as you can, riding and on the ground. You need to learn how to work with your horse, not against your horse. It's a team sport, a team of two.
When everything is put together, and you reach a level of success, being on top of your horse is one of the most freeing feelings in the world. If you want to fly without the help of a man made machine, this is the only way you'll soar.
When everything is put together, and you reach a level of success, being on top of your horse is one of the most freeing feelings in the world. If you want to fly without the help of a man made machine, this is the only way you'll soar.
Me: "I can't go to the movies, I'm going horseback riding."
Friend: "Weren't you just there yesterday? Why do you have to go today?"
Me: "Yeah, I was there yesterday. I've gotta go spend time with my horse and ride."
Friend: "But that's so stupid."
Me: "Actually, quite the opposite. It's commitment and passion all rolled into one!"
Friend: "Weren't you just there yesterday? Why do you have to go today?"
Me: "Yeah, I was there yesterday. I've gotta go spend time with my horse and ride."
Friend: "But that's so stupid."
Me: "Actually, quite the opposite. It's commitment and passion all rolled into one!"
by spiffyjimmy90 September 21, 2007
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When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey
"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"
"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?
"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?
by StupidPeanut April 20, 2010
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Get the riding mug.1) The new "epic".
2) Something ridiculous or ridonkulous that is so radical it deserves a gangsta accent to it.
2) Something ridiculous or ridonkulous that is so radical it deserves a gangsta accent to it.
Nazarus: I heard Sha Nay Nay was walkin down to Watermelondrea's house when she suddenly stepped in elephant shit, and she was like "RiDoNk TinGz."
Natalius: That is pretty Ridonk boy.
Nazarus: True to the hood.
Natalius: That is pretty Ridonk boy.
Nazarus: True to the hood.
by Nataliusss May 28, 2009
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"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
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Based on the theory of Robin's orientation and the ease in which people develop a man crush on Batman.
Based on the theory of Robin's orientation and the ease in which people develop a man crush on Batman.
"I went to see The Boy from Oz and after Hugh Jackman came onto the stage, I have to say I was riding with Batman a little."
by marsneedstowels February 9, 2009
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