noun. The act of opening a canned alcoholic beverage in a fashion resembling the pulling of a parachute ripcord. Typically done in a party atmosphere and produces less than the intended dramatic results. Usually considered the red headed step child of the more popular beer bong and shotgun. In short, a let down.
by WTConrey July 20, 2008
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Kim isn't pregnant, she simply pulled the ripcord.
Everybody's talking about Kim's (case of) ripcord. She shouldn't have let herself go like that.
Everybody's talking about Kim's (case of) ripcord. She shouldn't have let herself go like that.
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noun. The act of opening a canned alcoholic beverage in a fashion resembling the pulling of a parachute ripcord. Typically done in a party atmosphere and produces less than the intended dramatic results. Usually considered the red headed step child of the more popular beer bong and shotgun. In short, a let down.
by WTConrey November 20, 2007
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Dood what happened last night, what was that about wanting to go parachuting? No man, I had to hose her off because she totally ripcorded me!
by Master of the Ripcord August 2, 2010
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During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.
ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.
During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.
ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.
by Cap May 13, 2006
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Mike: Bro-ham, he just got back from England from a work assignment & put on 50 pounds in a year!
Ryan: NO WAY!
Mike: Totally, bro-ham, he pulled the ripcord!
Ryan: No, what's going on?
Mike: Bro-ham, he just got back from England from a work assignment & put on 50 pounds in a year!
Ryan: NO WAY!
Mike: Totally, bro-ham, he pulled the ripcord!
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