ribbind

A surgical procedure in which the inferior two ribs are removed from the patient (usually male) to increase flexibility. This is usually done so he may fellate himself.

My friend could not get a girl so had a ribbind done.

by Sarah17 May 13, 2006

ribbon burner

ribbon burner is a type of gas burner that shoots flame straight up as apposed to an inshot burner that shoots flame horizontally these burners are natural draft burners requires no fan to work are used in older furnaces and heaters also on ovens grills and other appliances

customer what type of burners are these on my furnace they shoot flame straight up and theres no draft inducer fan

furnaceman these burners on your furnace are are ribbon burners natural draft burners they shoot flame straight up and require no draft inducer fan to work

customer i did not realize that pretty awesome

furnaceman now you know how ribbon burners work

by littlejimmie April 5, 2019

magnetic ribbon syndrome

the condition of torpor whereby the sufferer relies on the back of his/her car to convey to the world (or those behind them in traffic) their beliefs, hopes, prayers and opinions. extreme cases can damage a car's alternator and/or skew the magnetic polarity of the earth. origins can be traced to tony orlando though not necessarily dawn.

cruel world! so many causes, so few outlets for my ardor!
i must declare what i believe/hope/pray/opine by affixing yet another slogan to the rear of my car by means of yet another magnetic ribbon, this one in hope of finding a cure for the dread
magnetic ribbon syndrome.

by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

ribbing

The act or instance of joking or teasing. See also banter.

Stop your ribbing, I don't find it funny at all.

by Methid Man January 3, 2005

brown ribbon

A satirical response to the commercialization of the "ribbon" phenomenon (i.e. Pink for breast cancer, yellow for the troops). It means:
"Eat shit, motherfucker".

It was proposed by George Carlin

Haven't we gone far enough with this different colored ribbons for different causes? Every cause has it's own color; red for AIDS, pink for breast cancer. I got a brown ribbon. Know what it means? "Eat shit, motherfucker!"

by arbitterm February 25, 2009

Blue Ribbon Committee

Stephen Colbert Fan Site's homeland security organization

The BRC (Blue Ribbon Committee) discovered the culprits for the Bear Hack.

by involutaryhaxor November 7, 2006

Pabst blue ribbon

The nectar of the Gods. This was the beer that was consumed by US military personnel in ww2 and the Korean War. It is also the first beer to be put in a can. Steel cans for iron men. Drink Pabst Union made in the USA

Grab a Can of Pabst blue ribbon out of my cooler

by stoolivan June 21, 2021