DUDE! I TOTALLY HAD A FOURSOME WITH WILL AND TWO CHICKS WE JUST MET AT THE BAR, I'M TOTALLY PUTTING THAT ON MY DUDE RESUME.
by XbrennanXsurfX August 5, 2008
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The act of previously being circumcised and upon losing numerous weight; the extra skin swoops down and leaks over previously cut genetalia. Creating a new fold for cheese production.
"Tony, that fat nigga got recumcised when he lost all that weight."
"When I was a teenager I was about 300 lbs. and only about up until 5 years or so ago have I been able to get down to about 230 lbs, unintentionally recumcising myself."
"When I was a teenager I was about 300 lbs. and only about up until 5 years or so ago have I been able to get down to about 230 lbs, unintentionally recumcising myself."
by Jarek Azevedo December 9, 2008
Get the recumcised mug.An individual who holds a position for the sole purpose of listing that position on their resume.
Generally this applies to a temporary position and the individual involved does not fulfill the necessary requirements for that position yet, the title of their position sounds very impressive on a resume.
Generally this applies to a temporary position and the individual involved does not fulfill the necessary requirements for that position yet, the title of their position sounds very impressive on a resume.
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John: "Sam is never in his office. He is the President of our organizations but never does anything here."
Jack: "I'm pretty sure he is just a resume leech."
John: "Sam is never in his office. He is the President of our organizations but never does anything here."
Jack: "I'm pretty sure he is just a resume leech."
by Cheahman March 17, 2010
Get the resume leech mug.(Pronounced POWLish r'zoom) A variation of the withdrawal method, wherein the penis is re-inserted into the vagina immediately after (and sometimes during) ejaculation.
Stacy: "You hear Theresa is pregnant?"
Martha: "No! But I heard Francis was a pretty big fan of the Polish resume! He calls it 'courting fate'"
Martha: "No! But I heard Francis was a pretty big fan of the Polish resume! He calls it 'courting fate'"
by Alien Warthog February 24, 2018
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by da_gawd_father August 17, 2011
Get the Redumblican mug.This is a term for a kid in high school who will do pretty much any charitable act or good deed just so it appears on his or her resume and may boost his or her chances of getting into the college of their choice. The college of their choice is usually Ivy League and the typical College Resume Whore is someone who's mother still packs their lunches and who says they can be anything they want to be - as long as they get into a top school.
To be a true College Resume Whore (or CRW) the person must be doing the volunteering and good deeds for the sole purpose of loading up their resumes so that colleges will think they are a Saint and accept them. If someone is volunteering just because they enjoy volunteering they are not CRWs, they are a classic nerd or just a genuinely good person.
To be a true College Resume Whore (or CRW) the person must be doing the volunteering and good deeds for the sole purpose of loading up their resumes so that colleges will think they are a Saint and accept them. If someone is volunteering just because they enjoy volunteering they are not CRWs, they are a classic nerd or just a genuinely good person.
College Resume Whore: YES! I've been accepted to MIT, I guess volunteering all those hours slopping food onto old people's plates at the retirement home was worth it to seal this deal!
Volunteer recruiter: OK, so this volunteer work requires you to wipe all the brown stains that the washing machines won't take out of these kid's underwear. Once you've done that you can read them stories until their parent's pick them up from daycare. The parent's should be arriving in five hours, I hope you like Dr. Seus!
College Resume Whore: Shiiit, this better get me into that Ivy League school! I will not take going to a state school, Ivy League school's just sound better, I must go there at all costs!!!
Volunteer recruiter: OK, so this volunteer work requires you to wipe all the brown stains that the washing machines won't take out of these kid's underwear. Once you've done that you can read them stories until their parent's pick them up from daycare. The parent's should be arriving in five hours, I hope you like Dr. Seus!
College Resume Whore: Shiiit, this better get me into that Ivy League school! I will not take going to a state school, Ivy League school's just sound better, I must go there at all costs!!!
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