A person from rural Canada who's vocabulary is basically limited to "Jesus fuckin' Christ you wanna go out for a rip and have a dart bud?" Can be easily identified by plaid shirts and jean jackets as well as a baseball cap with some kind of farm equipment or hunting supply store logo on it and wearing work boots literally everywhere. Even to church, or school. Can usually be found telling people about the truck or dirt bike or whatever that they have for sale on Kijiji and about the stuff they've found for sale on Kijiji. If you want to see Canadian Rednecks look no further than Meaford Ontario.
"Hey bud wanna buy a fuckin' mint John Deere Gator? Only rolled her over like maybe 10 times."
"Nah I don't buy stuff from Canadian Rednecks.
"Nah I don't buy stuff from Canadian Rednecks.
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You will CATCH THEM, MANY TIMES ON A FIRST DATE, PLAYING WITH THEIR BALLS, WHILE THEY ARE TELLING YOU HOW GREAT THEY ARE.
They are best avoided.
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You rightly guess that his wife is mostly supporting his worthless, "Middle-Aged" ass, but you don’t care.
He seems so needy and usually buys you dinner.
You wonder how much longer, you will date these type of guys. You like the Control you have over them, because they are Married and you don’t have to Commit to them.
But, in the back of your Mind, you know it is Sleazy and will never amount to anything Worthwhile and good.
You know that you should expect more of yourself and others.
You rightly guess that his wife is mostly supporting his worthless, "Middle-Aged" ass, but you don’t care.
He seems so needy and usually buys you dinner.
You wonder how much longer, you will date these type of guys. You like the Control you have over them, because they are Married and you don’t have to Commit to them.
But, in the back of your Mind, you know it is Sleazy and will never amount to anything Worthwhile and good.
You know that you should expect more of yourself and others.
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