The feeling of being both tired and retarded at the same time. The feeling usually occurs at work on a Monday after binge drinking all weekend.
by Maweasal February 29, 2008
Get the retiredmug. Retirement is viewed as "a time of happiness" by 82% of people in Britain - much higher than the global average.
by Tom Elgie June 18, 2006
Get the Retirementmug. This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
by JJJAL August 20, 2019
Get the Retirement Funeralmug. what you say to someone well known who says or does something awful
Became popular thanks to a danny devito tweet that said “antonin scalia retire bitch”
Became popular thanks to a danny devito tweet that said “antonin scalia retire bitch”
by HeIIYes December 6, 2017
Get the Retire Bitchmug. Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.
by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013
Get the retired-on-the-jobmug. The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
Get the stealth retirementmug.