Retarticle

An assigned article that makes no sense, uses circular logic, or just plain makes you mad to read.

I cant go to the bar tonight because I have to read this retarticle about market segmentation.

by Willyg243 February 7, 2009

resticles

Scooby Doo’s testicles

raggy? rehre are my resticles?

by resticlemaster69 March 20, 2022

recepticle

A handy method of transferring semen from your bedroom to the bathroom without actually leaving the room. Not akin to 'sperm bank' or the like which is more for plural transportation / storage of fluids. A human vessel.

My girl can't cook, clean, earn a living or nuthin'. Just a recepticle is all she ever be, Holmes.

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

realesticle

realistic in a sexual manner or relating to human genitals.

that guy was so realesticle at the dinner party. it was very disturbing, but father john was very aroused when he brought up small children.

by Dr.Brichta June 15, 2010

Resticle

Verb
1. The new R&R for post vasectomy surgery.
2. A specific type of rest needed for any type of post male genitalia surgery/ trauma.

“Hey boss! I just had a vasectomy so ill be needing time off for some resticle and relaxation!”

by DarkPassenger_ December 16, 2020

Resticle

A description of a male right testicle

Bro my resticle is itching

by Lola_Bunny_FFXIV December 30, 2022

cum recepticle

an offesive term when telling a person to shut their mouth. generally told to a male.

"shut your fucking cum recepticle!"

by bryanface May 13, 2006