deer rental

a prostitute that doesn't shave... anything

Bob: I fucked a deer rental last nite
Jose: EW!

by boobsack55 November 25, 2011

Amazon Rental

Purchasing an item on Amazon to use briefly with no intention of keeping it. This is often done to impress others or to address a short term problem.

George: Brah, I just scored a gig to play at a huge music festival. I'm going to look like a schlep with this shitty guitar I have.

Ken: Amazon rental to the rescue!

George: Say what?

Ken:. Buy it and return it like a month later. It's a win win. You'll be drowning in roadie ass for free!

George: Genius!

by MrMojoRisin17 September 20, 2021

Dopefiend Rental

A vehicle obtained in trade for drugs, usually for a set amount of time although occasionally the owner will call it in stolen.

Cuz why I got a dopefiend rental for but 1 rock, what it do.

by Fetty Heen May 19, 2005

Jack Rental

Within the cut throat gaming community of Combat Arms, there is a term for renting weapons... that term is Jack Rental. Jack is a legend within the CA community, he also will defend CA against any criticism to the point of raging and probably being blue in the face! As long as the Jack Rental can rack up 100 frags a round, and mock his own team because his rented weapons are superior to the casual gamer, Jack is in command! Be warned when you face him or even if you are unlucky enough to be teammates with him.

I would play Combat Arms, but Jack Rental is such a cock sucking prick when you play with him.

by Jale2Ice March 16, 2010

rental units

the two people who reared you, but who you sometimes wish that you could return when they become annoying
Sometimes referred to as the parental units

The rental units called, I missed my curfew. Shitty.

by marianne9909 December 19, 2007

Rental Pig

A fat, ugly tinder whore whom you fuck merely because it is easy. Although you know she is not your best work, sometimes a mans got to do what a mans got to do

"Hey Connor, did you fuck that rental pig again last night?"
"Yeah not proud of it but still hit"

by cheesedicker485 September 23, 2018

rental feet

Having stank-ass feet after having worn some sort of rented footwear (bowling shoes or skates) or having to wear nasty store socks when shoe shopping

I can smell your stank-ass rental feet from those disgusting bowling shoes!

by bkCD February 7, 2014