you remind me of gay

What you say to a stupid jock when he takes your girlfriend out to dinner.

From Pure Pwnage 9: The Story Of Dave

Jock: you remind me of those geeks i used to beat the sh*t out of in high school

Ownerer: you remind me of gay

by beejabeeja December 1, 2006

The position will remain open until it is filled

Once you have had a successful job interview with a university (or other state agency) and all of your references have been contacted, if you don't get a response about the job, the usual protocol is to phone and find out what's going on. When you hear "The position will remain open until it is filled," it means that there is a hiring freeze that no one is talking about.

"You gave a wonderful interview, and we could really see you teaching with us here at (insert university name here). Though you and the other professor were in fact short-listed for the only two positions you both interviewed for (meaning, one position was going to you and the other, to her), 'the position will remain open until it is filled.'" Translation: "We don't have any money or budget to hire ANYONE but we must keep up the pretense that there is work available, or else our potential student population will decrease as a result of a lack-of-confidence in our ability to attack quality instructors. In fact, our mandate is to weed-out tenure-track professors and replace their $100,000 positions with 3 Master's-level students who we plan to pay less than $33,000 to, each. But please keep calling so we can tell you that the position will remain open until it is filled. Have a nice day."

by Rhetoric in America March 16, 2008

Remain in Light

Talking Heads' most seminal release. Released in 1980, this album draws influence from Nigerian musician Fela Kuti and sees the band members experimenting with African polyrhythms, funk, and electronics. They recorded instrumental tracks as a series of looping grooves, which had never been done before.

Remain in Light was critically acclaimed. Critics praised its sonic experimentation, blending of different genres, and rhythmic innovations. The album peaked at number 19 on the US Billboard 200 and 21 on the UK album charts. The album spawned the single Once in a Lifetime, one of Talking Heads' most famous songs.

Oluchi - What's your favorite Talking Heads album?
Jim - Remain in Light. It's not only my favorite Talking Heads album, it is also my favorite album of all time.

by ...EyeSock... July 15, 2020

All That Remains

A metalcore band from Western Massachusetts. They put on a great show and have some sick guitar and screaming. They are truly epic.

Person 1: Have you ever heard All That Remains?
Person 2: No..who are they?
Person 1: A sick metalcore band *plays "This Calling"*
Person 2: Holy crap.

by Timmy G. June 16, 2007

Remainiac

Person who voted for Britain to remain in the EU and is still desperately trying to undo the will of the electorate.

These people who want a second vote on EU membership are such remainiacs

by hamster_man October 1, 2016

Remainiac

A patronising, usually London based, Guardian reading, pampered, luvvy who because of their self perceived intellectial ability, consider themselves above the rest of the voting public and as such, able to totally ignore the democratically expressed views of the British electorate.

THE BBC GOVERNING BOARD IS FULL OF REMAINIACS

by Toadhalla June 12, 2018

remainders of fun

A game used to determine who gets to sit shotgun in a car. Basically you pick a number between zero and the number one less than the number of people who are playing. Then everyone throws out a number in that range, and whoever's original number matches the remainder when the sum of the thrown numbers is divided by the number of people playing, wins. It's a really dumb game, and that tool bag Nicholas D claims to have invented it.

Nick D: "Shotty!"
Nicholas D: "No, let's play remainders of fun for it."
Nick D: "I already called shotty."
Nicholas D: "So what? Let's play."
Nick D: "Shotty is french for 'let me sit fucking shotgun before I shoot you with a fucking shotgun'."
Nicholas D: "OK, I'll just sit bitch."
Nick D: "You would."

by Nick D May 23, 2004