A word that describes a native ostrich (a.k.a extremely thin man), in his natural habitat. Usually heard when they mate.
by MoneyPGaming March 23, 2017
Get the Reetmug. This is the sound a Wild Alpaca makes while searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread on Mount Everest. (Now here's the weird part.) This is also the sound I make while EATING the Wild Alpaca's EXTREMELY SALTY bread. (We are telepathic, see?) Now, when the Wild Alpaca is not searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread, it is out looking for feral jellybeans. (Which I ate too.) The Wild Alpaca has no food, because I ate all of its food. The Wild Alpaca does not have a stomach, you see, because its mother... She did not swim in Atlantis. (Backstory: Wild Alpaca mothers must swim in Atlantis 2 days before she regurgitates the child up in a pearl.) The Wild Alpaca will forever feel hungry as I continue to eat its snacks.
Alpaca: REET!
by Eater Of EXTREMELY SALTY Bread October 28, 2018
Get the Reetmug. Reets is a word that means absolutely fuck all but also everything at the same time. Can be a good or bad or no thing. Usually pronounced Reeeeeets (in a high pitch voice).
Ruby: Fuck im so nervous hope I dont get caught again tonight.
Poppy: Yeh. Reets
Poppy: Should I post this?
Ruby: Yeh why the fuck not
Poppy: Ok, Reets
Big mood? Nah, Big Reets
Poppy: Yeh. Reets
Poppy: Should I post this?
Ruby: Yeh why the fuck not
Poppy: Ok, Reets
Big mood? Nah, Big Reets
by Bigreetsbabey22 November 23, 2018
Get the Reetsmug. reet is a kind, loving person. she will make you feel good when you’re sad but she can be jealous too. she has trust issues so treat her right. she is funny and goofy, she is VERY energetic and laughs in the worst moments
by lilyss_cool March 2, 2022
Get the reetmug. by rEeEeT KiD January 3, 2020
Get the Reetmug. She's hot , loyal ,sexy and lovable. She went through a lot but loves her mom. She's has the best boyfriend but the boyfriend said things that made her upset. She will eventually forgive him after her boyfriend apologises and makes sure all that he did wrong is forgiven and made up for. She's the most overprotective lovable person. Only her boyfriend who she calls her friend or best friend or brother knows how to open her up, like a lock and key. She doesn't talk much about herself and is fake to her so called friends which they don't know about. She's into confident , smart , hot and humorous guys like her boyfriend . She fights a lot with her boyfriend because of mistakes he makes but she loves him a lot and always forgives him and he improves. They have the most beautiful relationship but doesn't realise it. She has a lot of problems in her family apart from her mom's side of the family and her sister. The guys in her family don't know how to treat her properly apart from her boyfriend, who messes up but knows exactly how to make her happy and has the purest intentions. She has an insanely high sex drive with her boyfriend having a higher one. Overall she's a precious gift you can meet but can't have because she only belongs to her boyfriend. Therefore she is like the rarest jewel who you can only see and admire.
by Luckyprince November 22, 2021
Get the Reetmug. 