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Rectaliation

When one retaliates to a stinky fart with another stinky fart of their own or fights back to an injustice with a stinky fart.
Turtle dropped his guts in my room last night and it was rank... so farted in his face and got him with total Rectaliation!

Stevo was an ass the other day so I rectaliated and devastated him with my stench.!
by bdhiggy August 13, 2009
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recalcitrant

Choosing not to atone for one's crimes.
The recalcitrant bastard child fleed from the authorities.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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Recalcitrant Donkey

Sterilized profanity translation is Bad Ass.
(Sterilized profanity is a method of swearing you can do in front of your mother during dinner and, (if your father drinks) your father won't get the joke before you have finished dessert.)
Dude. That guy at the end of the bar is a bit of a recalcitrant donkey. It's best to leave him alone.

Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, allow The Recalcitrant Donkey to hear you call him that, otherwise, you will have to explain the meaning to him before he beats you to a bloody pulp!
by Johnobody June 13, 2010
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Rectalfy

Pronounced, rectal-fi. Meaning, to remedy a situation or problem by pulling the person(s) head out of their ass, thus seeing a clear picture of the remedy.
Hey Jim, I'm having a difficult time downloading the payroll information for our employes onto my computer!" "Oh hey boss, let me rectalfy the situation for you and plug your computer in!"
by CJ Slick October 28, 2013
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rectaleatingcockgremlins

little gremlins that attack your grundel region
ive got a bad case of rectaleatingcockgremlins!!!
by travis bleidt January 26, 2005
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rectalectemy

What you get when you take it up the ass, whether male or female.
Dat nigga got a rectalectemy in prison.

Shut yo mouth, bitch, come here and get your rectalectemy.

Yo, be careful, I just gave that scalawag a rectalectemy last week.
by v-mig January 22, 2008
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Rectalfy

To attempt to correct a negative situation, or a fight by sticking a booted foot or some other equally large or cumbersome object up the offending persons anal cavity.
Me: You better calm the fuck down before I use this size 10 to rectalfy the situation!
Asshole: Rectalfy...? WTF is that..?
Me: You see this boot, lets just say you don't want to know where it's going to end up...
by Shaun C August 8, 2016
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