reacharound

When your partner gives you a handjob from behind.

"Wow. It sounds like you had a tough day at work honey. How 'bout a reacharound?"

by Mosi June 24, 2003

alligator reacharound

An alligator reacharound is where a person comes up from behind and grabs a man's dick and balls and twists them as hard as possible.

Watch out for that lady, she's known for her alligator reacharound.

by Geksyxgen October 1, 2021

Ryanair Reacharound

To place one’s arm through gap of Ryanair’s seats and pleasure the passenger infront

God I’m going to use ryanair again, I got a great Ryanair reacharound

by Smegles June 17, 2022

Roane County Reacharound

When a creepy dude comes up behind you and grabs your goods.

David gave that dude a Roane County Reacharound, so the dude punched him in the junk.

by williec29 March 22, 2014

rancharound

Ok, here goes.

Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented).

Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc.

Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip.

Waves hand in "meh" type way.

Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich.

Big ass bite ensues.

#rancharound.

Boom.

Am I famous yet?

Call me when I'm famous.

Boyfriend is watching football, chips in one hand, sammich in the other, gently cradling the bottle of ranch in his "drinkholder" for easy access. Girlfriend wants some healthy shit (celery sticks) and can't find the ranch in the fridge, she sees boyfriend on the couch and knows what's up. She sashays up behind him and kisses on his neck while she reaches around to snag the ranch from his crotch holder. Boom #rancharound

by BaconRainey October 16, 2014

Rhodesian reacharound

An ancient martial arts move similar to the Zimbabwe nutcracker in which the the opponents testicles are placed in the rectal cavity via the long way around.

Those bush warriors never stood a chance, the Rhodesian military was highly skilled with the Rhodesian reacharound

by Richard longshanks May 22, 2021

Top-Gun Reacharound

The act of masturbating your co-pilot as he sits in front of you, after sedating him with rohypnol, followed by crashing the plane at the point of his sleepy orgasm.

I could really do with a Top-Gun Reacharound but I have neither an F-16 nor any date-rape drugs.

by Chad Staddler July 5, 2006