Jack Reacharound 

Penetrating a partner from behind (anally or vaginally) and reaching around to manually stimulate their genitals while watching a Jack Reacher movie.

“We were watching Netflix when he gave me the most intense Jack Reacharound!

Jack Reacharound by megapeg November 16, 2018

Rachel Ready 

The act of preparing to leave work in advance, allowing one to sit and wait to clock out.

Are you ready to leave yet? You were supposed to be Rachel Ready.

Rachel Ready by Pizza Hutte May 15, 2013

Rachel Green Syndrome 

When you start to crush on someone because they like you. Much like Rachel falling in love with Ross after finding out he has a HUGE crush on her.

"I think I like him."
"No you don't, it's just Rachel Green Syndrome, it'll pass."

Rachel Green Syndrome by Looples April 12, 2019

Do your nosehairs reach your lips? 

Used to ask or imply someone is stupid or shortsighted

Jay, you thought you could beat Nich in Soul Caliber? Do your nosehairs reach your lips?

Do your nosehairs reach your lips? by Alberich69 August 23, 2022

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

Rachel 

Rachel is a girl who surpasses all girls. She is beautiful, smart, and caring. She can also be loyal, kind, and trustworthy. She will always listen no matter what is going on in her own life. She gives great advice. She is a sensitive person. Above all else, her personality is incomparable to any other. Rachel is amazing.

Rachel is the best person ever

Rachel by Ryan Livingston June 9, 2016

Halo Reach-around

Noun: When a girl attempts to give her boyfriend a handjob whilst he is distracted by Halo Reach.

Dude, my girlfriend totally screwed my K-D ratio with her Halo Reach-around last night

Halo Reach-around by Spartan Bomber October 25, 2010