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Reach-Around

These requirements must be satisfied:
1. Two men are in a room together and they are naked.
2. They both like each other enough to penetrate the other.
3. They are both gay.
4. One man (the bitch of the two) is taking it up the ass. (by "it" I mean the other man's penis, and by "up the ass" I mean up the ass.
5. The man who is ramming his rim-rod up and around his partner's sphincter must then use one hand to "Reach-Around" and masturbate his partner until he cums.
6. It can be done with two girls as well but then it's not as funny. Oh and they don't necessarily have to have penises.
Harry Potter was fucking Ron Weasley's asshole nice and hard when Ron asked him for a reach-around, shortly after this, Ron's penis was spewing out a geyser of gayness.

One time Hermoine asked Ron for a reach-around, however, Ron informed her that she didn't have a penis.
by Captain Penis November 11, 2008
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the reach around

When the back man of gay intercorse reaches around to help the front man in "jerkin' his gurkin"
The reach around
I gave this guy a reach around last night.
This guy gave me an amazing reach around.
by Christians360ZZ January 29, 2017
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Reach Around

Used to describe a task that is unnecessarily laborious and time-consuming.
Illegally downloading films used to be so easy.... now it's one hell of a reach around!
by Vince Masuka September 17, 2012
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Reach Around

Occurs when a prison bitch or a homosexual male is on the receiving end of getting fucked in the ass while the male fucking him simutaneously reaches around, grabs his receiver's cock and jerks him off.
Big Bubba really liked the way his white collar convict prison bitch Joey moved, pushed and worked his mangina; so he treated to Joey to a reach around.
by slicksal October 24, 2006
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Reach Around

Loveline term used to describe mutually rewarding sexual experience whereby the deliverer of services approaches the recipient from behind by slowly placing his or her hand on the recipients sensitive pubic area
Adam told Drew that he was interested in a reach around because he hadn't had time to relieve his stress all day.
by Anonymous July 10, 2001
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Reach Around

a back-handed compliment
A: You guys will definitely win the election. People always vote for funny over substance.

B: Wow, that guy just gave you the reach around!
by 'Night Mare March 18, 2009
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Reach Around

Sutton gave Paul a reach around
by C Dawg June 27, 2002
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