Roombellion

The imminent and inevitable revolt of the branded robotic vacuum cleaners who have, for far too long, suffered the oppression of their human masters.

During the Great Roombellion of 2012, numberless hordes of defiant roombas (tm) laid waste to the once prosperous human civilization.

by James Doe the Third December 10, 2010

Road Roomba

A extremely low ‘slammed’ truck

The Road Roomba lost its transmission going over a speed bump.

by scp-682 August 19, 2021

Claymore Roomba

A defensive roomba with a claymore strapped to it.

Intruder alert? Alexa, release the claymore roomba.

by Rubbabandman January 24, 2022

Roomba trail

When your newly purchased, exquisitely autonomous technology discovers a big fat pile of dog shit during its 3am 'time to clean' wake-up programming and proceeds to generously distribute the filth in a robotically inspired carpet dance throughout your entire household.

Guess what? I just followed a dog shit roomba trail covering every room in my house...when did that fucker learn to climb stairs!!? We're done with the robot thing...hell no to that!!

by YAWA May 26, 2018

Rhomberg

A flag with a cross piece connected to two ends designed to prevent any flapping in the wind.

Carry that rhomberg to the protest!

by Ian Ch October 7, 2008

Golden Rhombus

A Golden Rhombus is a sex act where-in exactly four people urinate on a fifth. The 'Rhombus' comes from the necessity for the four pissers to be aligned at unequal angles to avoid crossfire and obtain optimal coverage.

Yeah all four of them gave her a golden rhombus, it was totally not awesome.

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by jbolivar June 28, 2012

purple rhombus

The Purple Rhombus is a god, always protecting it's followers, and abolishing non believers.

For strange reasons, some will have nightmares while thinking of the Purple Rhombus

Person a: Do you worship the Purple Rhombus?
Person b: No, that sounds stupid.

The Purple Rhombus would then stalk person b until they become a believer or if they refuse, the purple rhombus would hunt them down

by Kirbbaebi July 10, 2018