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Rastafarians 

The adherents of rastafarianism. And the rastafarianism is a religious cult, originally of Jamaica, that regards Africa as the Promised Land, to which all true believers will someday return, and the late Haile Selassie I, former emperor of Ethiopia, as the messiah.
Example of rastafarians famous people are Marcus Mosiah Garvey and Bob Marley, the ragae singer.
Rastafarians by Khadija August 29, 2006
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Rastfarnian! 

Stoners.
Notice how instead or RASTAFARIAN, which truly is it's meaning, it is spelled wrong. Too Stoned to recognize that. But one things for sure, they can still read and comprehend that!

Rastafaryan 

A Jamaican person who hates Jews.
Jim: "Those fucking Jews control the world, mon."
John: "Shut the fuck up, you Rastafaryan asshole."
Rastafaryan by DSAp August 28, 2008

rastafarian 

A version of Ethiopian Christianity, popular among Jamaican blacks. The frequent smoking of Marijuana is supposedly a religious practice.
Also known as "rasta"
rastafarian by Bob Marley March 30, 2003

rastafarianism 

What white people call the religious practice of Rastafarian. The term Rastafarianism is offensive to Rastafarians because they don't believe in saying -ism.
white guy: "The practice of Rastafarianism is interesting..."

rastafarianism by co co February 26, 2009

Rastafarian Jews

A group of Rastsfarian Jews, its pretty self explanitory.

The Rastafarian Jews oath.

I pledge allegiance to the Rastafarian Jew

I will respect the rules of this amazing crew

I will not divulge any of its secrets

Nor will I act like Ryan Seacrest

I will respect the strict food policy at R.J. Parties

I will not, during any meeting, release any farties

My speach shall be slurred and clean at all times,

I will support our country and like the sound of wind chimes

I will promote peach wherever possible

I will not do drugs, even when plausible,

With this oath i do solemnly swear

That red, yellow, and green i will always wear

We're accepting members, but one of their names must start with a "j", "e", "w", or "s", and they will be refered to by that name for the rest of their membership, and it can't be a nickname, must be first middle or last
You know that Red, Green, and Yellow color combo? You imediately think Bob Marley. And you know what a Jew is. And that would be the Rastafarian Jews.

raspafarian 

What you become when you smoke so much weed your throat becomes dry and raspy
"Oh man, I've been toking up all day and now I've gone all raspafarian"
raspafarian by beckkkyyyyyy October 23, 2007