Aaron Ramsey

The definition of footballing genius and the most intelligent footballer on the planet. Also the most famous ham roll in Europe

Me: Hey, have you seen Aaron Ramsey's assist for Lacazette against Man Utd?
Ramsey hater: But... but... Ramsey is a stupid Welshman who can't play football!!
Me: What about his goal against CSKA Moscow?
Ramsey hater: Stop!!! Neither this supposed 'goal' nor the 'assist' actually happened!!! It's all Ramsey's witty shenanigans! He inserted chips into your brain that make you hallucinate and make himself look like a genius! And you fell for it! Ha!

by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 30, 2019

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Chef Ramsey

The meanest man on the face of the Earth. He is the owner and head chef of Hell's Kitchen. While he is mean, he also funny. He strictly criticizes his hell's kitchen chefs meals. He is amazing.

Chef: Sorry chef, i pulled it out of my ass.
Chef Ramsey: Well put it back in there, cuz that sucked.

by PRAZO50 February 3, 2009

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ramseyism

1. refers to a statement or string of statements that relate several seemingly unrelated topics in a suprisingly coherent and often times baffling fashion.

2. The use of a phrase or reference completely out of context.

3.A profoundly hilarious (and verifiably true) story about interesting people particularly one individual, Ian Scott.

1.do you think he is in the pentagon? I dunno,I was curious to where you stood on that--the left or the right? Are you a left-wing liberal postmodernist,cuz if so the doors at Harding may be shutting down!!!

2. (before a prayer) Hot Carl! Lets pray!

3. (there is no decent example for this since it exists as a vocal ramseyism only.)

by levithorn627 June 11, 2009

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Ransen

Ransen is usually the thickest boy there is because of his athleticism. When it comes to friends, no matter how close they are, he can't trust them. He has a big heart which is usually taken advantage of. He holds in a lot of secrets and pain and barely shares it with anyone because he's too busy worrying about the people he's closest to.

" I wish you didn't act like a Ransen sometimes so I could know what's going on"

by Zeashh March 10, 2019

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Golden Ramsey

Verb: The Golden Ramsey is the act of pissing in your partner's face followed by screaming insults towards them.

The meatloaf was burnt so James gave his wife a Golden Ramsey.

by Sttbowfisher March 26, 2020

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Ramsey

A male name originating from: Ram's Island
He's the most adorable caring person ever. He has really big brown eyes and cute lips that continue to make really funny mistakes. He can be over-protective out of care and love for you. Though he is insecure, he has no reason to be, because he is the sweetest most wonderful human being alive. (After Alice Cooper)

Can be nicknamed Ramram, killer of Sarah Qawasmeh. (Hebrew Reference).

Girl 1: That boy is so adorable! When he was presenting he kept his head down, he's so shy!
Girl 2: Back off! I love a Ramsey!

Boy 1: Man did you see that Ramsey kid?
Boy 2: Yeah, what a funny guy!

Mallory: How's your boo?

Sarah: Oh Ramsey? He's good, I love him so much.

by Sarah.6464 April 3, 2013

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