Raft Dad

A middle-aged, frizbee-golfing, micro-brew-drinking, beard-having, flannel-wearing, paddle-boarding, Subaru-driving cartoon character of a human being commonly found in the Pacific Northwest.

Most commonly found in Bend, OR and Missoula, MT

This brewery is full of raft dads.

by OzBoiz4LYFE May 04, 2018

douche raft

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW

I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.

by bob h boberson July 11, 2008

river rafting

refers to any sexual act taking place on an inflatable mattress

Hey dude, last weekend I went river rafting with a chick at Justin's apartment. FY

by Justin Brown June 06, 2007

beave rafting

A man who engages in oral sex with a unshaved/unwaxed female partner while on a boat, canoe or raft

I was beave rafting my girlfriend out on the boat today.

by flyingscrambler83 March 24, 2012

raver rafting

Similar to crowd surfing except it is done in an inflatable raft and normally with the DJ in it. As the name implies, it is usually done at raves but also clubs (discos) and concerts.

EDM DJ's love raver rafting. Steve Aoki jumped off a balcony into a boat and raver rafted back onto stage.

by The_Big_L April 02, 2011

shit raft

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.

I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.

by Kelly Shitrafter March 02, 2009

mud raft

The act of shitting on a girl's tits and motorboating them mercilessly.

Yo Chad, you get with Gina last night? Damn John that girl's a freak, she let me Mud Raft her and her mom.

by McBroli August 22, 2017