raccooneggs

A man made of straight raccoon dna.

Scientist 1: "OH GOD I'VE MADE RACCOONEGGS!"
Scientist 2: "DEAR GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

by freddyfazcow25 October 6, 2018

Raccoon Eggs

The only YouTuber who can actually make someone die of laughter. Recently started to blow up (January 29th) And plays with others such as Fitz. He has he funniest sense of humor!

ShitBird: I never Laugh

Fuckface: Watch this video by raccoon eggs.

ShitBird: *Shits on desk*

by Xx_Gatlin_Xx January 29, 2019

Sweet Action Raccoon

A step up from "the cat's pajamas," Sweet action raccoon was coined by two college men who obviously had brains as big as the universe. They wanted their own way of saying "cool." Only the meaning stresses extremely cool. synonyms "off the chain dawg" "bees knees" "cat's pajamas".

Man 1. "Not only did the Cubs win but I got a hot chicks number."

Man 2. That is some sweet action raccoon!

by badnewscubs July 6, 2012

Soon Raccoon

Soon Raccoon is the sidekick/antagonist/trickster (in opposition to protagonist Emily Graslie) in the narrative world of the Brain Scoop.

In appearence Soon Raccon is a stuffed raccoon often depicted wearing antlers although that is seldom the case in the actual episodes.

He currently resides at the Chicago Field Museum on loan from his native home at Philip L. Wright Zoological Museum.

He has creepy little hands and is an apt drummer.

"When will brains be scooped?"

*pan to Soon Raccoon*

"Soon..."

by the Imaginationshow May 26, 2014

angry raccoon

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.

After a visit to the zoo, I felt compelled to give my girl the angry raccoon.

by Fantasy Frank Tank October 29, 2008

Rocket Raccoon

A wild Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy that's cooler than you.

John, "Who's your favorite marvel character?"

Lily,"It's gotta be Rocket Raccoon"

by Taki_Crumb May 17, 2020

Party Raccoon

when you wear a lot of eye makeup and then party hard, so you wake up and have raccoon eyes (eye shadow all around in big black circles)

Lauren had too much to drink and awoke looking like a party raccoon.

by quepaula March 7, 2011