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quande

(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"
My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.
by DonnaMartinGraduates December 11, 2011
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Quaneme

Noun -

The relationship between you and your spouses other significant other.
Annie is married to Joe. Annie is also married to Billy. Joe and Billy are Quaneam (m).

Joe is married to Annie. Joe is also married to Niki. Annie and Niki are Quaneme (f).

Billy is married to Annie, who is married to Joe, who is married to Niki. They are all Quaneem (p)
by Chris Carducci January 22, 2008
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quanal

yo sarah started queefing rapidly during anal, that was so quanal
by we hate all faggots August 1, 2023
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Quancy

The most enjoyable card game ever.
The objective being to discard all your cards first.
Special cards are sets of 4 (a quancy) and sets of 3 (a trancy).
Sophia: Let’s play a card game!
Anna: Which one should we play?
Keira: Duh!! We have to play Quancy the best card game ever!
by plapadooda August 25, 2018
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Duc Quan Thic Dic

A Vietnamese man with an unfortunate name. His brother is Phuc Yu Tu, and his cousin is Suc Mai Dic.
Duc Quan Thic Dic, Phuc Yu Tu, and Suc Mai Dic, were all close friends with the dearly departed Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, & Bang Ding Ow.
by chickewingzbruh April 27, 2017
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quandorf

A fart eminating from one's penis.
That quandorf sure blew me off my feet.
by Poseidon February 1, 2004
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quando omni flunkus moritati

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
by DuctTapeForever October 17, 2021
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