quiff juice

when a girl quiff in your face and excess piss or cum flys at your face at a high volocity

last time i eat out that fuckin cunt she gave me some nasty ass quiff juice.

by rob killuh gilz January 17, 2009

quiff

A hairstlye from the 50's revived by the rockabilly and psychobilly scene. It is not to be confused with wordqueef/word.

They turn around steal our riffs,
Next think you know you see a boy band with quiffs.

-The Quakes

by Subcultural Girl September 4, 2003

quiff

Taught to me by my Nova Scotia in-laws, a quiff is a Canadian cunt. NOT to be confused with quief which is a pussy fart.

OMG she is SUCH a fucking QUIFF!!!!!!!!!

by fran429 June 30, 2006

Quiff flies

Another name for gnat. My Great Grandma came up with the word "quiff". A quiff is another name for a vagina. One day, another family member had a dog laying out in the sun and there was a swarm of gnats flying around the dogs vagina. That's when my family started calling gnats "quiff flies".

Quiff flies swarm into such a small area, how do they not fly into each other?

by A guy from Jerzey August 17, 2022

quaff

quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turning back (Here come da puke).

She could not hold it any longer. A deafening quaff rumbled her entrails like rolling thunder. In a split second her jaw shot down and her tongue stuck out as an ocean of scotch and macaroni spewed from her esophagus, filling her mouth. She tried to contain it, but with each heave, more vomit spewed from her lips and onto her guests. No, Hillary Rodham Clinton would not be winning the presidency this year.

by bjergen July 17, 2006

quiff

A hairstyle that is a variation on the pompadour, with a flat top and a heap of fringe in front, held together with lots of gel. Elvis wore one. Usually accompanied by sideburns.

"I styled my hair in a quiff to look like Elvis, but I just looked ridiculous."

by Twigs_01 January 5, 2010

Quiff

A scottish term for the celebrity Mark McKenzies lack of hair on the frontal side of his head

"Hul Mark man a hink you drapped sumhing"
"Wit"
"Yer quiff is on the floor ya mad hypebeast man"

by Pure Mad D Mckee November 5, 2019