quidditch

the amazing game in harry potter that involves 2 teams (7 on each). it is played in the air with 4 balls. the quaffle, 2 bludgers, and a snitch. it is the most awesome and amazing game known to mankind.

lets go play a fun game of quidditch.

by harrypotterfanatic December 28, 2010

Quidditch Pants

The resultant 'stiffening' of your 'broomstick' that comes from watching all these fine ass young witches finally reach the legal wizarding age.

Seamus: Hey, did you see that Hermione last night down at the Three Broomsticks?

Neville: Hells yeah bro! She gave me such a hardcore case of Quidditch Pants it was like she'd preformed petrificus totalus on my wang!!!

by pro-fezzor July 18, 2010

Late Night Quidditch

A vulgar sex act in which one inserts a broom stick into another, while he/she is being penetrated by a "Professor Snape"

Hey, wanna call professor Snape so we can play some Late Night Quidditch?

by TheMormonizer August 6, 2011

quidditch

the most awsome sport that invaolvs brooms and balls that try to kill you.

did you see that quidditch game

ya i almost got killed

by potato ninja 4 November 3, 2010

Land Quidditch

The muggle version of Quidditch, which originates form the widely popular Harry Potter books. In land quidditch you run around on brooms wielding bats and hitting the "snitch". Requires two teams.

I'm going to play Land Quidditch today, do you want in?

by Hatscarf September 23, 2010

Sexual Quidditch

1. The act of two people flirting/getting intimate, can refer to one-sided sexual quidditch.

2. Refers to a person playing 'mind games' with another person.

1. Robert and Dahlia had been playing sexual quidditch all day, and the rest of us wondered whether they would hook up when we left the room.

2. Stacy had been playing sexual quidditch with my emotions all day; when I acted upon it she denied my return sexual quidditch.

by The Wild Card Phenom April 24, 2010

Quiddit

One word for "Quit" and "It".

"QUIDDIT! Stop touching me!"
"No YOU QUIDDIT! You started this!"
"No... YOU QUIDDIT!!"

by electronicbattleground November 8, 2004