dank queso

High quality (weed) cheese

Gotta go get some dank queso

by dankerqueso November 16, 2016

Queso dip

When you shove your dick into some cheese and shove some salsa into a girls anus and fuck her until the dip is nice and creamy. (Note: You can Shave off her pubic hair and set it on fire to create an aroma for the queso dip.)

Yeah Mark! she let me Queso Dip all inside her!

by quesodip September 16, 2016

con queso

1) When something extra/ unexpected (usually illicit) is added to a seemingly normal item
2) Can also be used as code for asking someone if an illicit substance is added to a non-illicit substance
3) Phrase for an ordinary activity that was unexpectedly extraordinary

Man, that hookah messed me up last night. Was it con queso?
(asking if weed was added to the hookah tobacco)

Are these girls drinks con queso?
(asking if there is any GHB in the girls drinks)

Was that blow job con queso?
(asking if she swallowed)

Dude, that sex last night with the girl I met was con queso!
(meaning you got anal, the sex was better than expected, etc)

by mylifesconqueso October 11, 2009

pene queso

Noun: penis cheese, in Spanish.

Charlotte: Ew, that guy last night had some nasty pene queso, good thing I didn't sleep with him
Alison: Ewww, you're right, Nat used to go out with him, she said the same thing!

by Alisonyankee January 30, 2009

queso nigger

Black people who speak Spanish and are culturally Hispanic.

Black latina/latinos would be considered "queso niggers"

A: So I was walking down 5th Ave. the other night and man these queso niggers were so DAMN HOT.

by grittynittykimcheesy March 1, 2011

Queso Dip

When you cum in someone's mouth while they are sleeping

"Bro I queso dipped you while you were asleep!"
"Hot"

by Penismonkey 5318008 February 8, 2020

Cinco Queso

Also know as going five cheddar or scoring five hole in the game of hockey. Made famous by players who are too old to lift the puck.

Pauly bardown mathews went cinco queso on that sieve.

by ULTIMATE BARDOWN CHEDDAR tits May 4, 2009