Barbershop Quartet

When a group of 4 guys get together to groom each others' pubic hair.

"Hey what are you doing later this afternoon?"

"Nothing really."

"Why don't we call Ben and Evan over for a little party?"

"Great idea, but I need to set aside some time to clip my ball hair."

"Dude, no worries. Have them over and we can just have a little Barbershop Quartet."

by Rankle November 25, 2011

barbershop quartet

Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.

Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.

Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!

John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.

by Kalem January 10, 2008

quartet

a combination of four punches

Rampage Jackson hit in with a devastating quartet that ended the fight.

by jjthekid March 6, 2008

quarfot

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extra large penis.

That man is gifted with a quarfot.

by Steven Shickel May 16, 2008

Barbie-Doll Quartet

Much like a "Barber Shop" Quartet, but instead of four men, it is four women.

Jennifer, Samantha, Sasha, and Dani are all singing in a Barbie-Doll quartet at the Talent Show.

by Petey Jones September 8, 2007

quartet

When a women farts, usually while sitting, and the fart travels forward and escapes through her vagina like a queef.

I had Mexican food for lunch and now I'm stuck in an office meeting all day, but at least I have quartets to keep me entertained.

by macfar May 7, 2015

Emo Quartet plus tøp

The emo quartet consists of My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco. Followers of CrankThatFrank (youtuber) usually include Twenty Øne Piløts even though they aren't really apart of it.

I love the Emo Quartet plus TØP!

by booklover1238 March 25, 2018