quap

a quick nap

I’m boutta quap bro

by pseudoladynym December 28, 2018

Quap

A quap (pronounced "kwap") is a quick-ass prank. To celebrate the successful execution of a prank, it is prop usage is to exclaim "BIG QUAP".

Scenario One:
Person A: Dude, did you really just slash my tires? What the hell?!??

Person B: BIG QUAP!

Scenario Two:
Person A: Yooooo I just quapped these Doritos from the 7-11.
Person B: Dude, that's just shoplifting.
Person A: BIG QUAP!

by 8ubbles August 4, 2020

Quap

Pronounced /Kw - awp/ (Verb)

The sexual act of inhaling a joint, blunt, bong or dab with your vagina, pussy or anus, then squatting over the face of your lover, then releasing the hit into his or her face as a dedicated sign of affection or offering of the placenta.

Last night was lit... Terri quap't on my face - love is real!

The first time she tried to quap on my face, she topped me off with some back door scoobie snacks.

by SteadyPaddler October 29, 2020

Quap

Means to cooperate, surrender

Are you going to quap with me or not?

by obscenelanguage August 6, 2021

Quap

Another way of saying crap

Bro you don’t need that quap, we came inside this Walmart just to look for two suitcases to go away with on vacation - Rick

Sorry it’s a habit every time I go shopping at Walmart - Rick’s friend Scott

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 November 9, 2023

Quap Bag

A bag you store your quap in.

Yo you need to put your quap in a quap bag, that shit stank.

by mj76 January 21, 2011

Quap Piece

A loose girl weighing an estimate 400 lbs, an abnormally large whore

Man, look at that quap piece over by the milk shake fountain she looks down for some insertin'

I did it, did what? The Quap Piece

I heard that quap piece can suck down a corn dog in one bite.

by DKskins April 26, 2011