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qualifications

She's got perfect qualifications - give her the job!
by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010
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Qualtities

Qualtites (kwal tih tees): Quality breasts; Breasts of superb nature.
Yo, that bitch had some qualtities!
by supfiddy June 18, 2011
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Quahitis

When tightening a nut a bolt to the point in which you pee your pants a little bit from the strain.
The flange kept leaking, so I went over there and put the quahitis on it. Then it stopped leaking!
by Grandmother Willow Tree May 10, 2014
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qualitism

"that goal was sheer qualitism"
by Dane Feechan May 28, 2005
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Qualitipedia

a network of opinionated wikis run by retarded fucks with no life and cannot handle opinions that don't match their own
normal guy: I like 2016 Ghostbusters
Qualitipedian: REEEEE THAT'S AN SJW MOVIE YOU'RE WRONG AND AN SJW!!!!1
by the sexy retard B) January 2, 2022
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Imaginary Russert Qualities

When reminiscing about the late Tim Russert, these Imaginary Russert Qualities or IRQs, are the ideas that conjure up in your mind, regardless of whatever the media says contrary to them.
"Her dad has at least three of the Imaginary Russert Qualities."

"Calm down dad, you're getting the IRQs again."

Imaginary Russert Qualities include, but are not limited to the following:

1. Russert as an Alcoholic with various gins and vodkas on top of his stainless steel fridge

"Don't you even think about touching my Tanqueray you little nitwit!"

2. Poor parenting skills such as suddenly screaming at his son with a piece of corn chowder hanging on his lip.

"How was your day at school son?"
"eh, it was okay"
"You better hope that passed your exams with flying colors or else I'll hang your scrawny ass up by your silly pants, I'm not waking up at ridiculous hours to interview these jackasses for my health! Now go to your room and don't come out until you've finished Wealth of Nations!!!"

3. Throwing temper tantrums whilst making home repairs:

"GODDAMMIT I WANT MY FATHER BACK!!" ::KNOCKS HAMMER THROUGH WALL::
by Clint Walker June 24, 2008
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The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means
how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?
by Jewsy J October 8, 2020
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