quaf

noun: an obnoxiously large mountain shaped or seed bumb like fold of hair on top of a females head.

that girls quaf could pretect me from getting shot in world war 2.

by tori caputo and jenn ward. but mostly tori November 05, 2007

Quafed

To have reached the point of inebriation, through consumption of the substance of choice, where the feeling is of the 'perfect high', no more, no less.

Hey man, I'm quafed. It's sooo good!

by TigreArts November 20, 2010

quaffed

To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it...

oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich

by pruney78 May 23, 2009

Quaf

to watch QAF (Queer As Folf) extensively, to the point in which you do not believe you can be aroused to a higher extent.

Brooke- Hey Jess, ready to quaf tonight?
Jess- Brooke, when im a NOT ready to quaf?

by brookalicioussss December 14, 2008

Quaf

Quaf is when air gets trapped inside a females vagina and makes a farting noise when it comes out.

AKA Queef

Terrence and Phillip "Quaf"

by tevans0000 September 09, 2009

Quaf

-Verb
1. Queefing air out of a women's vagina that previously was forced by a fart from a man.

-Noun

1. The air forced out of the mans anus into the women's vagina after she has queefed it back out.

Wow that quaf smelled just like steve's ass!

by wrestlerpogo May 11, 2011

Quafe

The spot or groove between your nuts and your thighs. Plural form is quaves.

Man, my quafe was itching last night, so I had to get up in there and scratch it.

by Quafelover March 01, 2009