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quedalmorph

a black albino midget or dwarf who can smoke or otherwise inhale through the anus

everyone has quedalmorph abilities;
there are ten stages or levels of quedalmorphs
1. you are human
2. you can whipe your own butt
3. you have worn an adult diaper
4. you are above the age of 16
5. you have had diareah for a week straight
6. you have multi doopers on a regular basis
7. you have swallowed a nail
8. you eat dingo babies
9. you have experienced the wild banshee
10. you are dead

for all of these levels you must have completed the previous levels to advance.

you can be demoted at any time for doing anything stupid but only by a higher level than yourself
That quedalmorph knows how to hook you up.

The quedalmorph at McDonalds can hook you up.

Hes a level 9 quedalmorph makin someone happy.
by Quedal Sensai March 1, 2008
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al qaeda

A terror group abusing the Muslim rekeigon for their attacks on innocent people.
By connecting them to Muslim they made the people of the world think that there is a war between Islam and the rest of the world, and this way they gain more Muslim supporters as this becomes their war, even thou this is just a "poor game" the terrorists enjoy playing.
Not even one single Muslim gained good from it.
Same being done by ex-Iraqi president- Sadam Husein, he keeps fighting and telling that the Muslim will win, when actually the Muslims of Iraq gain the most out of kicking him out of the throne.
Also the Palestinians terrorists use the "Islamic terror" to gain support, when actually they make alot of Palestinians suffer aithout a reason.
I dont beleive that Bin Laden the leader of AL QAEDA is really a Muslim, he violates the most important laws of Islam.
by G.S. June 15, 2005
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Al Queda Squirrels

Squirrels trained by Osama Bin Laden to suicide bomb the transformers of America's educational systems
Kid: We got let out of skool early.

Dad: Why?

Kid: Al Queda Squirrels blew up the skools transformers.
by 11th Tier drummer August 26, 2009
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Al-Qaeda

A bunch of muslims who put there thongs on too tight.
Al-Qaeda are twats!
by Robin Hoodie February 20, 2009
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Al-Qaedarrhea

A bout of diarrhea that, when released in a public bathroom, is so particularly smelly and loud that passers-by may mistake it for a terrorist attack.
Person A: Dude, who are those federal agent looking guys wearing sunglasses down in the lobby? I just saw them put Ken in the back of one of their vehicles.

Person B: You won’t believe it – Ken had a bad case of al-qaedarrhea in the first floor bathroom. Some poor soul using the stall next to him freaked when he heard and smelt it, and called the Dept. of Homeland Security.
by B. Ballard April 1, 2009
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al Qaeda

Unlike popular belief al Qaeda does not mean "The Base". It means word for word "The Order". The society was formed under the training of USA to subdue the communism spread to Afghanistan. Due to the "My enemy's enemy is my friend" approach of USA, now al Qaeda is a major problem and a threat to the security of many Westerners. USA used to support this organization until it got out of hand, now is the time for destruction of it.
Osama, who is the al Qaeda leader is a dumbass who killed many muslims too by leading the attack on the twin towers.
by MadMonkee January 31, 2005
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Al Qaeda

A terrorist group led by Osama Bin Laden devoted to destroying the west, killing innocent lives of the "infidels" and making Islam and Muslims look bad.
Don't blame the majority of Muslims who only want to live peaceful lives, blame Al Qaeda and the Islamic Fundamentalists instead
by The Harmeister April 22, 2006
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