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Pyroclastic Cloud

A Pyroclastic Cloud is a term borrowed from volcanoes. It is also used to refer to a restroom occurence, most applicable for men. This would be when you are in need of performing a bowel movement, and it is urgent for one reason or another (this usually happens on a hot day), and you rush to the restroom, and to save time you pull down your shorts while you are bending to sit down, your nose travells directly through the plume of groinal sweat odors released from your underwear.
Bill: Hey Jim, I just ran to pinch of a load and got stuck in the pyroclastic cloud.

Jim: Oh man, thats sick, slow down next time, let it disperse.
by Shake Zula May 24, 2005
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pyroclastic surge

(n.) Hot rock, solidified lava rushing down the side of a volcano at 200mph. Followed by lava itself sometimes. Known to pwn teh pompeii
A pyroclastic surge hit pomeii, followed by several more.
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
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Probastinatard

Procrastinating, probable bastard.
1. An overdue fetus that was likely illegitimate.
2. One who will most likely do something awful but hasn't gotten around to it yet.
1. As the weeks wore on, Jill didn't have the heart to tell her husband that the child he had waited so long to meet was merely a probastinatard.
2. That probastinatard should have broken up with you much earlier and for a better reason!
by Melanie Pritchard September 1, 2007
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pyroflatulation

fartus lightum - when one 'gases a pirate'.
common in indian blowtorch manufacturers.
'pyroflatulation' is a word i recently made up.
by pretzjam February 3, 2005
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pyroflatulatio

this is the art of fellatio on someone who is pyroflatulating. (pyroflatulation)

not to be taken lightly.
what's the smell?
'oh god! what are those rattlesnakes up to?'
'wel we can rule on thing out for sure.....knitting'
'oh, and pyroflatulatio'
by pretzel February 4, 2005
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Problustravitch

stop being such a Problustravitch be hanging out with other men
by heffalump7673 December 21, 2018
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pyrobation

When you get out a match, light your dick on fire, then bang your partner.
Jill: Hey, how fast did you run on the mile test?
Joan: Slow, because Jack gave me pyrobation last night.
by Errr.... April 27, 2005
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