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chocolate peenie pop

when a girl slathers melteh chocolate all over a penis and proceeds to suck it off like a lolipop. yum!
I had the best chocolate peenie pop last night! Happy ending and all!
by peenloverz==D March 23, 2010
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Peenie

A mother's juvenille term for the word "Penis"
Boy, Alex sure does have a small peenie!
by LCH22 September 12, 2007
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peenie pouch

the collection of fat in the pubic region of overweight men.
Your dick wouldn't look so small if you didn't have such a big peenie pouch, you fat bastard.
by irishinch March 26, 2011
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Peenie Polish

Marissa must have been extra horny last night, because she put some real passion behind that peenie polish that she give me, and afterwards, my dick was shining more than Danny Torrence!
by Richard Flavor April 8, 2013
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Genie peenie

I found this bottle on the beach the other day. And some naked genie came out. he had a monster genie peenie!
by Basscrack November 12, 2019
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Inverted Pweener

One who had a dick in the front and one in the back. To become an inverted pweener(penis weneer) the person with an I.P. will enter from behind and detach it's penis. The peen will attach itself to a new host and the old one will grow a new one in it's place. This is how they grow. This all must happen while the victim is sleeping. Become an Inverted Pweener like scuba Steve and the scrubbly trools in the curtain.
I had a weird felling last night and now theres a dick in my butt. I guess I'm an Inverted Pweener now
by Trolled_Lemons November 22, 2019
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peenieweenie

male reproductive organ that is inserted into a womanly reprodictive organ, or the poop shoot, or the hand, or in Apple Pie like, in american pie. or the mouth. or your turkey sandwich during your lunch break. or the ear. or the belly button if you are a blonde male who cant find your girlfriends hole. or the nostril: causing nostrillic seapage. or the pencil sharpener if you are suicidal. or a fan if you like chop suey. or a role of tape for your first grade art project. an electrical outlet if you're kinky. or your mom. wherever.
The strippers took off their g-string and out popped their peenieweenie!
by nicolley August 17, 2006
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