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Pussy On The Chain Wax 

The term "Pussy On The Chain Wax" refers to a partner that satisfies their female partner so effectively that their partner is keeping up consistent grooming of their vaginal area to prompt sexual interaction.
"My tinder date went so well, I put that pussy on the chain wax."

"My girlfriend said we needed to spice up our sex life. So last night I laid it down so good, I put that pussy on the chain wax."

Pussy Chained 

Worst than being pussy whipped, to practically be living property of the pussy, when your girl is more like your mother and prevents you from doing any kind of activities with the homies.
Wow wish we could hangout with our homie, but we can't cause he so pussy chained.
Pussy Chained by Dirty Defined April 7, 2015

Pussy on the chainwax 

Originally cited in the eponymous Key and Peele sketch, it means "to handle with efficiency and skill more than equal to a given challenge creating a much improved situation esp. while causing discomfort and humiliation to individuals obstructing such improvements".

The likely etymology being that waxing a pussy (singular) would merely require wax (and patience). If one were to create a device capable of waxing pussies (multiple) in chained succession, then surely to use such a device on a single pussy would create several effects: 1. the pussy in question would be quickly, effectively and likely painfully waxed (thus improving the situation vis-a-vis 70s bush) 2. Those who might have obstructed such an endeavor would be soundly defeated and publicly humiliated
A:"You take care of that shit?"
B:"Yo, I put that pussy on the chainwax, son!

C:"Motherf@ckers keep trippin' up in this bitch, and I'ma have to put that pussy on the chainwax!"

Pussy on the Chainwax 

No one really knows.
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pussy on the chainwax 

A nonsensical exclamation popularized by Key and Peele. Its true meaning is unknown even to its creators. Typically shouted/chanted loudly while hanging with bros. Originally the purpose of pussy on the chainwax was to start a "thing". As you can see, they have succeeded.
Key: Yo, imma put that pussy on the chainwax!

Peele: Are you trying to start a "thing"?
pussy on the chainwax by Nobody77 January 2, 2014

I put the pussy on the chainwax 

John was bragging about how hot is girlfriend was but she just isn't all that cute. So I put the pussy on the chainwax.