Girlfriend-proof

v. To hide any objects that you would rather your girlfriend not see. These objects usually include porn, childish things (dolls, small toys, etc), and Pokemon memoribilia. You can girlfriend-proof your car, room, house, and really just about anything. Similar to parent-proof

Mitch: Hey man want to play me in a Yu-Gi-Oh match?
Mike: Sorry dude I just got done girlfriend-proofing my room. All my cards are in a shoebox under my bed.
Mitch: Oh alright. Hey, did you remeber to take down your Justin Timberlake poster?
Mike: Oh shoot. Thanks for reminding me. I'll get home and take care of that right away.

by WastingDaylight May 9, 2010

Splash Proof

To put toilet paper in the toilet bowl so no splash comes back while you're taking a shit.

Yesterday I took a huge shit but luckily enough I made the toilet Splash Proof.

by J-BAILS13 June 29, 2010

parent-proof

v. To hide any objects that you don't want your parents to see. Common objects to be hidden are drugs, porn, and condoms. You can parent-proof just about anything that your parents might see. Similar to girlfriend-proof.

I had to parent-proof my room after I bought the Playboy magazines.

by DaylightWaster May 9, 2010

proompt

1. Writing or modifying a prompt to chatGPT, Midjourney or another AI system, usually to get some desired behavior.

2. Prompt engineering.
3. Ineffectually editing the prompt.

Great. Now everyone's gonna be proompting up some shitty code.

by ninjayadda March 16, 2023

Proobly

A sarcastic adverb, taken from 'probably', given in a response to mean 'no'. A take on the 'NOT' joke. It can also be denoted via a 'P' gesture made with the right hand. This can be in conjunction with saying the word, or alone.

Mum: Do the dishes!
Blakey: Proobly

Blakey: You are really attractive
Jess: Thanks Blakey
Blakey: Proobly

by Ballin like im Bo Didley January 10, 2012

Proofcore

A way to get fucked online!

Silver: Dam I just got fucked.

Stottie: You mean Proofcored?

by Proofcore October 5, 2021

hooker proof

Preparation of a place, such as a hotel room, that involves removing or hiding in a safe, all valuables and personal information such as a Driver's License so that the hooker that you bring there doesn't steal anything of value or, more importantly, can't link you being there.

Please go hooker proof our room before the hired help arrives. The last time we used this service, that bitch stole my wallet!

by Cabo Zen January 29, 2017