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turd in a punch bowl

a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.
the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl
by lil connor the anchor April 15, 2006
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turd in a punch bowl

A person who looks different from everyone else around them. Someone who sticks out or seems odd.
Oh my god. Did you see what Ben was wearing? He sticks out like a turd in a punch bowl!
by lindie April 1, 2006
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Cherry Punch Bowl

When you tie your partner down and then you punch said partner in the mouth. At which point you urinate in your partners mouth. The blood from their mouth mixed urine resembles watered down cherry punch.
John, what happened to your lip?
Last night, Stephanie and I got pretty wild. She tied me down. Then she gave me a cherry punch bowl.
by Ancient Lyracus October 2, 2010
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Terd in the punch bowl

This is when a person becomes a hindrance on any type of group activity or event by raising concerns and not going along with the crowd.
Why is Greg such a Terd in the punch bowl. I know he ruins every party by telling his stories of how donkeys are great companions, we keep telling him chicks don't want to hear about donkeys. After reading the secret that guy has been a real drag.
by directly at the sun April 13, 2010
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splatter bowl punch

Man, after I ate that ass food at Micky D's I left some splatter bowl punch.
by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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There’s a Poser in the punch bowl!

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.
The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!
by Rico Dali August 10, 2025
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Stirring the punch bowl

Verb: when you pee on the side of the toilet bowl right above the water so the water inthe bowl swirls around either clockwise or counter clockwise even without flushing.
I walked into the bathroom and started stirring the punch bowl so I could still hear what my friend was saying in the other room without that loud sound of urine hitting the water.
by Kneegrodamus November 16, 2013
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