Bummel Pummeling

To be anally brutalised i.e. to be arse-raped.

"Dear God, that pack of rabid gorillas really dished out a bummel pummeling on my arse!"

by apparentlyso July 29, 2004

Hummel Pummel

A series of sexual acts in which one partner is tied to the bed and spreads her legs while the other acquires pushpin needles to push through her nipples, then proceeds to head-butt her vagina 7-10 times, thrusts his or her whole arm into said vagina, grabbing on to whatever they can and yanking the contents out.

"Dude, why is Kristin walking so funny today?"

"Oh I totally gave her the Hummel Pummel last night"

by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009

Pummel Horse

The name given to a gymnast who goes on a dick tour of Europe. Derived from the name of a prominent gymnastics act the 'Pommel Horse'

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear that Greta is doing a gymnastics tour in Europe?
Guy 2: You just know she'll be doing the pummel horse

by Campbellthespider April 25, 2017

butt pummeler

One who only goes for the brown town via the hershey highway

"Your dad is a total butt pummeler, even with my dog!"

by munchowskysonville October 5, 2005

Brandon Pummel

A stupid douchebag who fucks antelopes while licking his mothers inflamed vagina. A brandon pummel usually has a very small and brown dick. He thinks he has cool tattoos too but really they are just bullshit. Brandon pummel also has a BABYFACE. Everyone in the world thinks he should die. Faggot that couldnt make a squirrel moan with his two inch dick

Hey your not friends with brandon pummel are you?

NO.

Well good because he is going to hell and he will take you with him. he only wants you for your homomsexual anal sex

by RICKY ROSSs October 18, 2008

Donkey Pummel

When having sex, and you Donkey Punch when inserting into the ass and she is still conscious, come back with a left, right jab to ensure she is knocked out.

Last night I went to Donkey Punch this chick and she wouldn't go down so I had to Donkey Pummel her.

by BusterHymen May 31, 2013

Pummel Rocket

a term used by men who feel the need to compensate for a small penis, usually used to describe said penis to women they are trying to seduce

Hey baby, wanna come take a ride on my pummel rocket? It'll take you to the moon and back.

by an0na-m0use September 3, 2009