pupito

little puppy

Come here, pupito!

by olivia3 September 20, 2016

Pulpiteer

pulpiteer (noun)

One who is gifted in preaching sermons from a pulpit. a great orator.

You will not fall asleep listening to the pulpiteer, Reverend Smith.

by Mike Elder March 22, 2008

shart palpitations

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water

GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

by ck slick June 3, 2009

Fart Palpitations

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.

I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.

by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010

Purpitation

To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you don’t want it, and then put it in another section.

Purpitation, is the reason I hate my job!

by Khancrete March 6, 2009

Pulping

1) -verb
The act of inserting a diamond knob (such as those found inside showers) into one's own anus and twisting it around.

2) -adjective
Of, pertaining to, Pulp

Garrett was well known in the neighborhood as a sexual deviant who was fond of pulping himself.

by Furbag October 17, 2009

Pulitzer Prize

When Joseph Pulitzer personally comes to your home and kicks you in the nuts. However painful it might be, it is very prestigious.

My last book earned me the Pulitzer Prize...

by Buck Henry January 1, 2009