Puffin Puss

when your ladyfriend's labia majora becomes so excited that it puffs up larger than your erection.

When Gina has a puffin puss it makes me feel small as a breakfast sausage.

by joshee October 24, 2007

Puffing Peter

Cock sucking, blow job (tends to be popular with homosexuals)

Tom Cruise loves puffing peter!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

puffin the cheeba

smokin marijuana or pot

I was over at Johnny's last night puffin the cheeba.

by gansta bitch October 10, 2006

wank puffin

(Adj) Used to describe a floppy haired idiot with moronic views, a face like a microwaved piece of play-do and the insight of a Kappa tracksuit. Typically found in North America but there are many of these types to be found around the world.

Donald Trump is an absolute wank puffin.

by SPANGLED August 23, 2016

puffin muffin

an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important-- she is as cute as a puffin while as tasty as a muffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the muffin, she is healthy little snack that will brighten anyone's day. not to be confused with muffin puffin.

what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can't even get an envelope to send you a letter? gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin muffin.

how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!

by ruffin muffin October 5, 2009

Puffing

Promoting false truth about yourself in order to deceive your social media audience into believing your more desired & or popular then you are.

Exaggerating the truth about who you really are in order to fool people into believing your a bigger deal than you really are.

she's puffing about being kicked out of Vidcon, it never happened!

by Exposing the frauds June 26, 2017

Puffin

A great boyfriend who is very playful and strong but so cute and cuddly at the same time!

I love my puffin he's so puffiny!

by vixen2013 June 14, 2011