Paddock

n.1. A small field/pasture to hold/exercise animals; usually horses.
2. A woman's vaginal area that holds the guy's horse (penis) for said exercise.

I need to put my horse in your paddock.

by Gulge August 16, 2008

Paddocking

The WLW/lesbian variant of ''simping''.

''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''

by PennyForYourCox October 1, 2020

Paddocked

To screw up.
To fail.
To take something useful and turn it into failure.

I really paddocked that one.

Bill Buckner really paddocked the Red Sox.

by OttSens08 August 24, 2008

Paddockwood

A hill-billy town in Saskatchewan, Canada. also another word for an Indian Rez.

Man, you from Paddockwood?!

by nigger 3D July 11, 2011

pudockias

a sloppy stew of boogers and toe jams served on pumpernickel bread with from under cheese

eat my pudockias

by macandplease July 1, 2019

Paddock

Paddock; A room in one's home or at a swingers club that contains toys to ride to obtain sexual gratification such as a Sybian, pommel horse with penis, inflatable bouncing ball with penis, tables with dildos, etc.

While at the new swinger's club, my wife and I entered a room called the Paddock. We found several Sybians and cock balls occupied by women all in various stages of orgasm. There were also two pommel horses with cocks.

by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023

Carol Paddock

a fucking bitch that is sexist to fucking boys gives sudden quizes out of fucking no way

carol paddock is a bitch

by idontfuckingliebozo September 26, 2022