A pud is a male person who has a baby face and who's hips are wider than his shoulders. He basically has a pear shaped body with a baby face. Also describes a person with a pudley build. Often combined with a few other words, such as pudley shmuckster or pudley shmucktologist.
Look at that pud standing over there going through the lesbian videos...He probably has nightly fantasies of taking a big 15" strap-on in his butt.
by Knocker Walker December 20, 2005
by Bing82 May 18, 2005
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by Uncle Marvo June 24, 2005
PUD was a word that was invented by two teenage boys in Des Moines in the summer of 1965. Like Cartman in South Park, Don and Kenny, decided to make a word. The word was to be
an alternative name for the PENIS. Their favorite saying at that time was "pound your Pud". This was an attempt to see
if they could accomplish something that could catch on and gain
its own life. Through the years they found it in print and heard
it in speech. Their hope is that there is something else they could be remembered for.
an alternative name for the PENIS. Their favorite saying at that time was "pound your Pud". This was an attempt to see
if they could accomplish something that could catch on and gain
its own life. Through the years they found it in print and heard
it in speech. Their hope is that there is something else they could be remembered for.
by Jerry Magilicuddy May 29, 2011
Noun. short for "Pudendum".
Pud can mean female genitals or the girl connected to the genitals.
There are several types of Pud.
real pud: Pud you would marry
dino pud: fat Pud
mini pud or budding pud: underage Pud
uber pud: sexy ass Pud
The word "pud" can be found in such common phrases as, "That was a punch in the Pud." or "You should punch that pud."
Special related terms:
Punchable: you have a shot at the pud
Puchworthy: you would punch it
Pudologist: one who dedicates his/her life to the persuit of studying Pudology.
Pud can mean female genitals or the girl connected to the genitals.
There are several types of Pud.
real pud: Pud you would marry
dino pud: fat Pud
mini pud or budding pud: underage Pud
uber pud: sexy ass Pud
The word "pud" can be found in such common phrases as, "That was a punch in the Pud." or "You should punch that pud."
Special related terms:
Punchable: you have a shot at the pud
Puchworthy: you would punch it
Pudologist: one who dedicates his/her life to the persuit of studying Pudology.
Punch it in the Pud!
by eli whitney and the cotton gins April 03, 2005
Ian was being a real pud when he made a definition calling her a "fat person who wears belly shirts".
by Guess Who, you asshole February 17, 2005