pud

-someone who doesn't have their shit together, useless.
-a fat whale.
-one who is undesirable, ugly, & most of all, stupid

-What the fuck do you think you're doing, pud; get outtaa herreee?
-Quick blocking the sun pudzillawhale!

by sunshiineekid January 15, 2009

Pud

soft. cum-riddled, post-sex male penis

Cole- How was your night last night?

Andrew- Oh dude it was great, I had this hot blonde and did my thang but got pud afterwards :/
David- Lolz
Holden- Teehee

by bloodyrebel December 28, 2011

Pud

from "pudendum," originally a shortened reference to the female genitalia

She spread her legs, exposing her hairy pud.

by Joey B. Goode August 4, 2003

Pud

The entirety of the male genitalia. Clutching the "pud" would entail grabbing your entire sac as well as your penis.

"Wanna suck my pud?"

by professeur March 2, 2009

Pud

The fat part of an animal's chin.

If you scratch my cat's pud he'll bite you.

by Buckminster Reed May 24, 2005

pud

sperm,cooze,jizz,snizz.

i save my pud in a film can

by jace freebase March 4, 2003

pud

Poop, shit, feces, crap, dung, scat, fecal matter

back in my day we pounded pud

by pud pounder September 2, 2019