Puckered Dick

Another term for a dick that has not been circumcised, for the tip looks puckered and unwelcoming to observers

I didn't fuck him last night because he had a puckered dick and after looking at it I was was just kind of into going home

by SPEEDYmcBALLS July 3, 2016

puckered spider

a dirty hairy asshole

man, that chick's puckered spider is overused

by pat smear November 26, 2003

Puckered Donga

A shriveled penis; a penis that has aged for at least 70 years; a person acting like a cranky old ass; to be used with a twat waffle

1. You are such a puckered donga. 2. Stick that puckered donga in that twat waffle.

by Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki December 1, 2017

Puckered Asshole

One who is an asshole beyond typical assholery. They are so bad their asshole is being sucked inward to their own asshole.

Ex 1:

Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.

Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.

by So-Called Person November 21, 2013

puckered owl

A sexual act that is defined as when you pour lemon juice down a (ladies?) butt crack and it makes you go oww oww oww. (like an owl hooting) Generally only done during kicky sex.

Man, you should have heard her hooting when I gave her the puckered owl.

by giantdonkeydick January 3, 2016

PUCKERED PORTHOLE

ANUS

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY HIDE THE WEASEL WITH YOUR PUCKERED PORTHOLE?

by GRRNESSS August 14, 2008

puckered butthole

the act of pucking ones butthole or ænêüs lips resulting in a very swollen though not bloody, bubble gum wad for flicking during or after 96ing. sand is typically used as an irritant that is ground in either by hand, mouth, or power tool. but too much sand can and will result in a bloody violin

Wow! Alexis rubbed my ænêüs good with sand while we were 96ing last night ! ive been flicking my puckered butthole all day!

by buttpucker96 October 7, 2016