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When you’re late or just too lazy, you take a PTS shower.

PTS stands for - Pits, Tits, Ass
Mom : You’re late for school Bertha !

Bertha : Okay mom, imma take a PTS and I’ll be coming downstairs
PTS by Shadowchyy March 20, 2019

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Prime Time Sun. The act of tanning between the hours of 10am and 2pm for maximum sun exposure.
Bro, wanna go down the shore for some PTS?
PTS by hashbrownham June 14, 2019

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PTS means Peep The story (look at such and suchs story on social media)
Yo I just got the new modern warfare PTS.
PTS by FLOPTOP September 27, 2019

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"peaceful thoughts" -- the email sign-off of James Moody, an American sociologist who is excessively chill via email. If you got an email from Jim with "PTs" below the signature and didn't understand...well now you do.
Hi Karen,

I'll get that feedback to you soon. Sorry...busy day with grant app deadlines.

PTs,
PTs by youngmoneyfriend June 10, 2020

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) 

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A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.
Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...

Pts.OF.Athrty 

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The #2 track on Linkin Park's second CD, "Reanimation". The track has a rock/techno/hip-hop beat to it. Linkin Park was even gracious enough to make an awesome video to it.
After listening to Linkin Park's original version of the song, "Points of Authority", I decided to hear what "Pts.OF.Athrty" would sound like.
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