psycho-sitter

One who sits around the corner from their ex's house waiting for them to get home from a hot new date. When they arrive the psycho-sitter then makes his/her way to the new date and proceeds to punch them in the face knocking one or more teeth loose.

Bobby was attacked by the psycho-sitter last Wednesday.

by Kmstl123 October 28, 2005

Psycho Sid

Psycho Sid is a name given to someone that has gotten very annoyed and is acting in a violent manner. The word is mostly used to wind up the person even more.

Calm down Psycho Sid (or) Stop going Sid.

by Mr Anomalous April 27, 2014

psycho-sexual

A person who is only attracted to or only attracts psychotics as sexual partners.

"Gehlken only fucks chicks who seem to legitimately be clinically insane. I think he might be a psycho-sexual."

by Amber the Abstractor February 11, 2009

psycho-semitic

A person who is not jewish or part of the religion of Judaism, but likes to believe they are or celebrates jewish holidays and/or follows their traditions and beliefs (a wannabe).

Most psycho-semitics are cirucumsized.

Michael is a psycho-semitic, he's atheist but he loves to celebrate Hanukah and passover. He wants to convert but he's way too lazy...

by aREALjew October 13, 2011

Dumped Psycho Syndrome

This syndrome was discovered by real scientists A.L. and J.S. after learning that the common man who gets rejected by a fairly attractive girl then ends up dating a psychical or mental monstrosity despite his friends interventions. This syndrome is named after the original subject, D.P.

"So he got dumped by Amanda Tapping, and now he's dating the Blob? He has a case of the Dumped Psycho Syndrome!"
-Any normal guy.

by Jay Suntarus April 24, 2008

alien psycho sister

Any extraterrestrial, most likely with some level of insanity and/or psychotic tendencies, that poses as the sister of any legitimate human. May emit, at any volume, the following: doggy voice, shrill sounds, nonsensical words, sudden shouts, low hissing sounds, extremely bad whistling, or other bizarre noises.

"Why is my little sister so annoying?" "She's probably an alien psycho sister."

by Cameo March 31, 2005

PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX

You walk into a strip club flush with cash.Beautiful women take their clothes off and dance for you.One in particular
catches your eye.She's hot...charming...smart...and seemingly
level-headed.You know it's too good to be true.So does she.
Remember you're in a STRIP CLUB.You're paying women to behave
like their real-world polar opposite.She moves in...with her kid.Has yours.You're FUCKED.

INVESTMENT BANKER 1:"I've taken Mylene to dinner a coupla' times outside of this place.I'm thinkin' I might move her in.

IB2:"You'll beee sooorrry!Have'nt you ever heard of PSP?"

IB1:"PSP?"

IB2:"PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX.She's on her best behavior...until she moves in.Then
the fangs and the claws come out.
Been there."

by L.MARTIN January 29, 2006